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Colorado Woman has ‘heavenly orgasms’ in threesomes with husband — and God NSFW
Posted on 9/28/21 at 1:26 pm
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The Colorado cam mom who previously claimed that God “wants” her to strip on OnlyFans has also confessed to knowing the Heavenly Father in the biblical sense. In threesomes with the deity and her husband, that is.
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Nita Marie, 45, now says she’s “experiencing heaven” in a sexual trinity with her husband and the Almighty — a “sacred and spiritual” ménage à trois,
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Marie, a devout Christian and OnlyFans model, acknowledged that the sexual nature of their ecstatic love affair is unrequited as the Creator — while supposedly imbued in all of the Heavens and Earth — does not occupy the physical realm.
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“There is nothing more fulfilling or satisfying than when you experience God’s love for you while pleasuring your partner,”
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Her humble prayer, said out loud or in thought, invites “God to be a part of [their] lovemaking.” It’s then up to God’s power to bring forth great sex and “heavenly orgasms,”
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Posted on 9/28/21 at 1:28 pm to DemonKA3268
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a devout Christian and OnlyFans model
Thank you, Protestants.
Posted on 9/28/21 at 1:29 pm to DemonKA3268
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“God”
Posted on 9/28/21 at 1:29 pm to DemonKA3268
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Posted on 9/28/21 at 1:29 pm to DemonKA3268
(no message)
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Posted on 9/28/21 at 1:29 pm to DemonKA3268
IWHI
Posted on 9/28/21 at 1:30 pm to DemonKA3268
Actual nudes on Reddit.
Posted on 9/28/21 at 1:30 pm to DemonKA3268
The lord just enjoying his work I guess.
Posted on 9/28/21 at 1:30 pm to DemonKA3268
Have had plenty of women talking to God while in the act, didn’t realize ole baw was looking over my shoulder 
Posted on 9/28/21 at 1:30 pm to DemonKA3268
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Posted on 9/28/21 at 1:31 pm to DemonKA3268
Man, it must suck to get cucked by Jesus.
I wonder if he uses the holes in his hands
I wonder if he uses the holes in his hands
Posted on 9/28/21 at 1:31 pm to DemonKA3268
I sort of appreciate the creativity of some of these ladies who are able to come up with a story that gets them attention to draw people to their page.
Posted on 9/28/21 at 1:32 pm to 777Tiger
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Have had plenty of women talking to God while in the act, didn’t realize ole baw was looking over my shoulder
The hands on your shoulders and the “shhhhhhh…just let it happen.” Should have been a dead giveaway
Posted on 9/28/21 at 1:32 pm to DemonKA3268
She looks like the ultimate tinder catfish
Posted on 9/28/21 at 1:33 pm to DemonKA3268
Mental illness runs rampant throughout this country.
Posted on 9/28/21 at 1:34 pm to DemonKA3268
When there were 2 streaks of jizz on her stomach, that was me next to you - God, probably.
Posted on 9/28/21 at 1:35 pm to DemonKA3268
So, true story time.
Way back 25+ years ago before my wife and I got married we needed to go to some two day weekend retreat in order to get married in the Lafayette Diocese. While it was a terrible time in general, the weirdest thing was the group talk about sex. You had an older couple there, and a younger couple. I have no memory of what the older couple said, but the younger couple scarred me for life.
In an effort to, I guess, get people to stick to missionary position or whatever, they decided to talk about what they think about while in the bedroom...and it amounted to something like, "Well, I like to imagine Jesus at the foot of the bed watching and never do anything he would not approve of."
Way back 25+ years ago before my wife and I got married we needed to go to some two day weekend retreat in order to get married in the Lafayette Diocese. While it was a terrible time in general, the weirdest thing was the group talk about sex. You had an older couple there, and a younger couple. I have no memory of what the older couple said, but the younger couple scarred me for life.
In an effort to, I guess, get people to stick to missionary position or whatever, they decided to talk about what they think about while in the bedroom...and it amounted to something like, "Well, I like to imagine Jesus at the foot of the bed watching and never do anything he would not approve of."
Posted on 9/28/21 at 1:35 pm to DemonKA3268
I KNEW there would be a tat on that fat arse.
Posted on 9/28/21 at 1:35 pm to fr33manator
If anyone could write a clever adaptation of Hayes Carll's "She left me for Jesus" that would apply to this situation, it would be you.
Posted on 9/28/21 at 1:38 pm to GeauxTigerTM
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"Well, I like to imagine Jesus at the foot of the bed watching and never do anything he would not approve of."
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