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I think I hyperextended my own middle toe

Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:42 pm
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:42 pm
Last night I was cracking my toes and when I bent back my middle left toe I heard a snap. Different than an crack. I felt like something was wrong right away, woke up this morning and could barely walk on that foot

I think I either broke my own toe or just hypertensioned it

Either way it hurts like a mfr and I can hardly walk.

Do I really need that middle toe?
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26018 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:43 pm to
quote:

Do I really need that middle toe?


How else are you going to stick the bird at people?
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
36350 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:43 pm to
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
10936 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:43 pm to
Most studies say that you only need 4.5 toes so I wouldn’t worry about it
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:45 pm to
quote:

Most studies say that you only need 4.5 toes so I wouldn’t worry about it



But it hurts when I walk up and down my stairs.

Should I just sleep downstairs?
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
11991 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:45 pm to
I’ve heard that happens when you hit your mid 40s.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26018 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:46 pm to
quote:

Should I just sleep downstairs?


Then yote and bella will peeping tom on you.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
194508 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:47 pm to
do you want me to start a GFM?
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
154079 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:48 pm to
this would qualify as extenuating circumstances
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72764 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:48 pm to
Rename your middle toe “Sargent Hulka”.

All’s good now.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:49 pm to
quote:


do you want me to start a GFM?



Why? Just so you can steal it and give it to Rummy?
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
30025 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:50 pm to
quote:

Do I really need that middle toe?


You could probably sell it to Uli Kunkel.
Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
5029 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 8:51 pm to
quote:

Do I really need that middle toe?


Ask “9 Toe Newton”, he’d tell you “Hell naw”…
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
194508 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 9:01 pm to
yes
Posted by MattA
Member since Nov 2019
1987 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 9:04 pm to
Tape it to the next toe and go on about your day. It’ll be ok in a few days.
This post was edited on 7/21/21 at 9:11 pm
Posted by Stonehog
Platinum Rewards Club
Member since Aug 2011
33912 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 9:07 pm to
quote:

But it hurts when I walk up and down my stairs.


You’re gonna need one of these my man, you can get them installed for about $6,000.

Posted by Turf Taint
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2021
6010 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 9:12 pm to
RIP
Posted by Passing Wind
Dutchtown
Member since Apr 2015
4770 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 9:32 pm to
quote:

Do I really need that middle toe?

You seem to be ok without a brain. Why not a toe?
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54836 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 9:33 pm to
That shite drives me up the wall
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71530 posts
Posted on 7/21/21 at 9:36 pm to
quote:

Do I really need that middle toe?

My uncle lost two of the middle toes on his right foot when he was a kid. It happened in a tragic barn loft rope swing incident and the object of said toe removal was a piece of rusty tin.

All said, he was fine. Took him a little longer to get places because of all the walking in circles, though.
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