Conversion between Les Miles and Alleva revealed after 2012 Florida game

Phone conversation between Les Miles and Joe Alleva has been uncovered after humiliating loss to Florida in 2012

LSU loses to Florida 14-6,
LSU stats on offense, zero touchdowns, 8 first downs, 1-13 on 3rd down

Alleva calls Miles on next morning

Miles – hey Joe
Alleva – what the f**k was that?
Miles – we didn’t execute on offense?
Alleva – no sh*t
Miles – did you see that Minter had 20 tackles?
Alleva – Les, had I stayed on the field that long, never mind, this ain’t about the defense
Miles – yeah, we’re gonna have to clean some things up
Alleva – ya think?
Miles – Florida’s got some quality players on defense
Alleva – come on Les, spare me the quality sh*t
Miles – well, they are good
Alleva – good enough to make us look like that? On national television? 1 of 13 on third down conversions?
Miles – well
Alleva – 42 fricking yards running? We’ve got running backs coming out the arse, and Jeremy Hill is sitting the bench
Miles – it hurts not having Blue
Alleva – oh, for Christ sake, what about Odell Beckam Jr.?
Can you shoehorn anymore f**kin talent on this team ?
Miles – for sure we have quality players
Alleva - so, how ya gonna fix this sh*t, mr. quality guy?
Miles – we gotta get back to work, I like our team
Alleva – awe f**k, like ?? you like that sh*t on offense?
Miles – no, I don’t
Alleva – well then, what’s the fix quality guy?
Miles – to start with, we have to quit making mistakes
Alleva – and whose fault is that?
Miles – that’s on me
Alleva – I tell you what else is on you Les, the most horrific display of offensive ineptitude in all of college football, the whole nation saw that sh*t
Miles – you’re going to see a will in this team, something I’m going enjoy
Alleva – Enjoy?
Miles – I mean, this team has a will to compete, they have a want to win on this team
Alleva – awe f**k me, a want to win don’t win sh*t, neither can I or anyone else enjoy this crap. So, what ‘s next?
Miles - we look forward to the opportunity against a quality opponent to compete for victory with great effort and a want to win and to enjoy.
Alleva – awe f**k, you do realize there’s a want to run the both of our f**kin asses out of this town?
Alleva hangs up