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Anyone remember the movie Small Soldiers?

Posted on 6/21/21 at 7:25 pm
Posted by sportsaddit68
Hammond
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Posted on 6/21/21 at 7:25 pm
I caught a few minutes of this the other day and been meaning to post it. I loved this movie as a kid. And it featured a young Kirsten Dunst. I remember it had some big names, but it wasn't until recent I realized how many actors did the voices.



Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
21934 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 7:26 pm to
I loved that movie. Criminally underrated, I don’t see anyone ever talk about it
Posted by tWildcat
Verona, KY
Member since Oct 2014
20124 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 7:27 pm to
“Cannon fodder Wendy reporting for duty sir!”

I played the game on PS1, loved it.
Posted by sportsaddit68
Hammond
Member since Sep 2008
6397 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 7:28 pm to
The very ending of the movie when they are sailing off on the creek had me laughing my butt off. "Hope we don't hit an iceberg."
Posted by CBandits82
Lurker since May 2008
Member since May 2012
58360 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 8:15 pm to
Joe Dante TYFYS
Posted by vilma4prez
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6611 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 8:22 pm to
I loved it when I was little.

Although, I didn't really care for the Gorgons. They were a weak race of toys.

I also thought that chip toy idea was going to be the beginning of the terminators
Posted by olemc999
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Member since Oct 2010
15025 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 8:32 pm to
Love this movie. Haven’t seen it in forever though.
Posted by Macintosh
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55439 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 8:33 pm to
Loved it as a kid. Wanted the action figures after I watched it
Posted by StealthCalais11
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Member since Aug 2011
12524 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 8:48 pm to
Major Chip Hazard is the goat
Posted by CubanSaint
Member since May 2013
946 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 8:49 pm to
I was obsessed with this movie as a kid. Fond memories of playing the board game that came out around the movies release with my late father. Hadn't thought about that in a long time
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7199 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 8:57 pm to
Greetings. I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites.

Loved this movie years ago, need to rewatch it.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
63932 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 9:22 pm to
Some social justice themes in there. Gorgons = peaceful and good, military guys = bad.
Posted by pevetohead
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Member since Apr 2017
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Posted on 6/21/21 at 9:22 pm to
Saw it in the theater as a kid. One of my all time favorite movie going experiences. As a kid I had no idea that the soldiers were the villains until I saw the movie. The Gorgonites were awesome underdog / heroes. Also it had a pretty loaded cast for the time (Kirsten Dunst, Phil Hartman, Dennis Leary, David Cross, Jay Mohr)
Posted by Lawyered
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Member since Oct 2016
36877 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 9:24 pm to
I remember buying the Small Soldiers themed kids meal at Burger King

It was a cool concept but I don’t think the movie was very good
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
37859 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 10:40 pm to
Phil Hartman’s final role.
Posted by funnystuff
Member since Nov 2012
8943 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 10:41 pm to
This is why we can’t have nice things
Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
36850 posts
Posted on 6/21/21 at 10:52 pm to
For some reason I only have a vivid memory of the guy with glasses saying “You put munitions chips in toys?!”
This post was edited on 6/21/21 at 10:55 pm
Posted by EuphoricSSP
Member since Feb 2021
822 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 12:06 am to
quote:

Also it had a pretty loaded cast for the time (Kirsten Dunst, Phil Hartman, Dennis Leary, David Cross, Jay Mohr)


Phil Hartman's line when watching a war movie on his new entertainment system.

"I think World War 2 was my favorite war"


Also Jim Brown as Butch Meathook
This post was edited on 6/22/21 at 12:08 am
Posted by Jar_Jar_80
Member since Oct 2013
2145 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 1:08 am to
I just watch this movie last week I loved it so much as a kid, and it's still funny. That scene when the bust through the garage door with war playing is so great.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
175428 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 2:03 am to
My mom brought me and my friends to see it when we were 8. One of the only times my parents screwed up with taking us to a movie we probably shouldn’t have seen. But we at least got to stay the whole time.
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