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re: Craziest Thing Someone At Your Place Of Employment Was Caught Doing?
Posted on 6/18/21 at 11:18 am to auwaterfowler
Posted on 6/18/21 at 11:18 am to auwaterfowler
I don't really consider it being "caught", but this did happen:
TDY to Tel Aviv with some of my counterparts from the Air Force. We all (about six of us) decide one night after dinner (and lots of alcohol) to hit a local strip club recommended by our IDF friends. So we decide to go...to include the damn good looking female Major. Long story short, she ends up getting a lap dance from a smoking hot stripper who proceeds to get her top off and suck on her tits with all of us watching.
Nice rack on that Major by the way. And she was a Herc driver.
TDY to Tel Aviv with some of my counterparts from the Air Force. We all (about six of us) decide one night after dinner (and lots of alcohol) to hit a local strip club recommended by our IDF friends. So we decide to go...to include the damn good looking female Major. Long story short, she ends up getting a lap dance from a smoking hot stripper who proceeds to get her top off and suck on her tits with all of us watching.
Nice rack on that Major by the way. And she was a Herc driver.
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Posted on 6/18/21 at 11:23 am to USMEagles
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"the guys in China said that one of your employees requested reimbursement for a massage so we're firing him."
Hunter biden
Posted on 6/18/21 at 11:27 am to auwaterfowler
Our director got busted fricking one of our staff which lead to the firing of both.
We noticed our director was oddly taking up for this married woman who was a terrible therapist. She got busted sleeping in the EEG room when she occasionally picked up a night shift and he completely blew it off. Sleeping on the job was a complete no-no.
One day she was working in the NICU, she gave report to the night therapist and left. Night therapist enters the blood gas lab and sees a closed e-mail and opens it.
Email was sent to the director from said female he was fricking. Turns out the director, who was married and his daughter worked at the same facility in a different area, was trying to break things off when she wanted more than just a regular sex romp.
Email mentioned all kinds of stuff like her telling the director he was going to miss her sucking his dick in some of the areas in the hospital, and him fricker her in his office.
Night therapist, who didn’t particularly like our director or the staff member he was fricking, took pics of all the emails and went straight to HR....
Security escorted both off the premises the next day...
We noticed our director was oddly taking up for this married woman who was a terrible therapist. She got busted sleeping in the EEG room when she occasionally picked up a night shift and he completely blew it off. Sleeping on the job was a complete no-no.
One day she was working in the NICU, she gave report to the night therapist and left. Night therapist enters the blood gas lab and sees a closed e-mail and opens it.
Email was sent to the director from said female he was fricking. Turns out the director, who was married and his daughter worked at the same facility in a different area, was trying to break things off when she wanted more than just a regular sex romp.
Email mentioned all kinds of stuff like her telling the director he was going to miss her sucking his dick in some of the areas in the hospital, and him fricker her in his office.
Night therapist, who didn’t particularly like our director or the staff member he was fricking, took pics of all the emails and went straight to HR....
Security escorted both off the premises the next day...
This post was edited on 6/18/21 at 11:31 am
Posted on 6/18/21 at 11:30 am to madamsquirrel
When you have the keys to dozens, if not more, houses, it is easy to find a room when you need one.
Posted on 6/18/21 at 11:32 am to teke184
Surprisingly enough all of my coming to work drunk and drugged up stories are from retail not real estate.
Posted on 6/18/21 at 11:34 am to Walkertiger
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Pay for a prostitute with a personal check.
You worked for Jerry Springer when he was Mayor of Cincinnati ?
Posted on 6/18/21 at 11:45 am to dirtsandwich
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He tried to expense a session with a sex worker. Not sure what you are confused about.
Was the objection moral in nature, or was this seen as some sort of fraudulent action?
Was his first-line supervisor OK with this? If I'm counting on someone to help me meet departmental goals, I'm not OK with firing them because someone said they saw a prostitute.
If the claim is that he misappropriated (or tried to misappropriate) company money, I'd ask whether termination is considered appropriate in all cases. What about the guy who accidentally submits a meal for reimbursement with alcohol? Like, say someone just missed subtracting out a beer at one meal on a long trip- we fire people for that?
ETA: if the guy was a screw-up to begin with, and this was the excuse, or the last straw, I get that. I'm assuming he was productive, since he was sent on an international trip.
This post was edited on 6/18/21 at 11:48 am
Posted on 6/18/21 at 11:54 am to 4evrlsu
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Morbidly obese girl used a very loud vibrator in the bathroom stall.
Similar story...boss called all female employees into conference room to explain the 60 year old female office manager was using the restroom and had similar buzzing sounds coming from the occupied stall next to her. Boss lambasted the women, saying that he didn't know who was doing this, but such behavior was inappropriate and it was to stop. One gal who recently returned from maternity leave, raised her hand, said that was her in the other stall...and the buzzing was coming from her battery operated breast pump...she was having to milk her breasts every day and she thought the ladies room was a better choice than the break room.
Posted on 6/18/21 at 11:57 am to texn
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Similar story...boss called all female employees into conference room to explain the 60 year old female office manager was using the restroom and had similar buzzing sounds coming from the occupied stall next to her. Boss lambasted the women, saying that he didn't know who was doing this, but such behavior was inappropriate and it was to stop. One gal who recently returned from maternity leave, raised her hand, said that was her in the other stall...and the buzzing was coming from her battery operated breast pump...she was having to milk her breasts every day and she thought the ladies room was a better choice than the break room.
Posted on 6/18/21 at 11:59 am to alajones
Jerking off in a cigar box
Posted on 6/18/21 at 12:18 pm to auwaterfowler
Had a guy bring out a batch of brownies to share. Turned out they were laced with pot. Don’t know how that guy kept his job.
Posted on 6/18/21 at 12:18 pm to TDTOM
I caught female roustabout with male roustabout tied up like
2 snakes in the escape capsule on our platform in the gulf.
Sent helo after 2 hands on satellite platform. One male and one female, they were waiting on deck with hard hat on head and steel toed boots on nothing else. Pilot was a warbird helo pilot in vietnam didn't give a rats arse.
I had to give my boss a lecture on keeping his hands off one of
the female roustabouts tits.To tell the truth I wanted to
grab them myself.
On another platform caught two female roustabouts wound up
like snakes in the capsule.
2 snakes in the escape capsule on our platform in the gulf.
Sent helo after 2 hands on satellite platform. One male and one female, they were waiting on deck with hard hat on head and steel toed boots on nothing else. Pilot was a warbird helo pilot in vietnam didn't give a rats arse.
I had to give my boss a lecture on keeping his hands off one of
the female roustabouts tits.To tell the truth I wanted to
grab them myself.
On another platform caught two female roustabouts wound up
like snakes in the capsule.
Posted on 6/18/21 at 12:22 pm to auwaterfowler
Fat arse delivery driver was using his company fuel card to purchase gas from a gas station on the West bank for whores in exchange for who knows......
Posted on 6/18/21 at 12:25 pm to Hangover Haven
BRPD had an officer who did the same thing in the early 2000s.
Apparently one of the cops I know went to the academy with him and said it wasn’t surprising he did it.
Apparently one of the cops I know went to the academy with him and said it wasn’t surprising he did it.
Posted on 6/18/21 at 12:29 pm to auwaterfowler
My buddy was Banging a chick on Timothy McConnells conference desk. TM’s wife walked in and caught them. Nothing happened to him. Dude is tGoat around here.
Posted on 6/18/21 at 12:31 pm to dyslexiateechur
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Don’t know how that guy kept his job.
This whole thread is a combination of "they fired him for that?" and "he kept his job??"
Posted on 6/18/21 at 12:39 pm to auwaterfowler
We opened a new branch a few years ago. Had a grand opening with employees and customers invited, with food, beer, liquor provided after hours.
As it turned to night and the more conservative people left, it turned a little wild. The company skank was drunk and a customer was looking to frick her. She jumped her drunk arse up on a table and said "I'm ready to frick" and fell off. The customer was going to "help her get home", but she shite herself in the parking lot and he left her there.
Anyway, we had to call her husband to come get her. Not a happy dude when he arrived.
As it turned to night and the more conservative people left, it turned a little wild. The company skank was drunk and a customer was looking to frick her. She jumped her drunk arse up on a table and said "I'm ready to frick" and fell off. The customer was going to "help her get home", but she shite herself in the parking lot and he left her there.
Anyway, we had to call her husband to come get her. Not a happy dude when he arrived.
Posted on 6/18/21 at 12:53 pm to AUriptide
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but she shite herself in the parking lot and he left her there.
Posted on 6/18/21 at 12:57 pm to bikerack
Two things that I did at work years back.
I was scheduled to work that day of the Saints Superbowl. I checked into the Holiday INN on Loyola and got hammered that night. I called my manager morning of the game and said- COUGH Im sick. cant come in.
Two days later I went to get a physical to show proof that I was at a doctors office.
They promoted me 6 months later to manager.
Other thing I did was use the company mail printer to print the postage to mail my christmas cards one year.
I was scheduled to work that day of the Saints Superbowl. I checked into the Holiday INN on Loyola and got hammered that night. I called my manager morning of the game and said- COUGH Im sick. cant come in.
Two days later I went to get a physical to show proof that I was at a doctors office.
They promoted me 6 months later to manager.
Other thing I did was use the company mail printer to print the postage to mail my christmas cards one year.
Posted on 6/18/21 at 12:58 pm to auwaterfowler
Was visiting one of our facilities in Mississippi one summer on a day that was hotter than four hells and they had a minor incident.
A supervisor making his rounds outside by a refiner building noticed a young brotha chopping his wood so he slipped back around the building, pulled out his phone, videoed the young man then went to HR.
The guy was a fairly new hire and on probation anyway so the HR manger said just got get him and bring him up here so I can terminate him. A second supervisor goes to look for him after the first one cannot find him and the second one finds him asleep in a small field behind the refiner with his pants down in the boiling arse 110 degree heat.
Dude made such passionate love to himself he had to catch him a nap even before he cleaned himself up
A supervisor making his rounds outside by a refiner building noticed a young brotha chopping his wood so he slipped back around the building, pulled out his phone, videoed the young man then went to HR.
The guy was a fairly new hire and on probation anyway so the HR manger said just got get him and bring him up here so I can terminate him. A second supervisor goes to look for him after the first one cannot find him and the second one finds him asleep in a small field behind the refiner with his pants down in the boiling arse 110 degree heat.
Dude made such passionate love to himself he had to catch him a nap even before he cleaned himself up
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