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Posted on 6/11/21 at 1:15 pm
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
91258 posts
Posted on 6/11/21 at 1:15 pm
Give out one piece of free useful advice.


If you’re in Wal Mart or any similar big store and absolutely have to take a shite in the public restroom always go to the ones in the back of the store. They’re always cleaner, nobody ever walks in while you’re there, and you can enjoy a peaceful quiet shite on a clean toilet browsing TD while your SO shops for whatever
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
25455 posts
Posted on 6/11/21 at 1:16 pm to
quote:

Give out one piece of free useful advice.




Stop being fat
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37969 posts
Posted on 6/11/21 at 1:17 pm to
marry someone that can shop without dragging you along
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41940 posts
Posted on 6/11/21 at 1:17 pm to
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Wal Mart

quote:

peaceful quiet shite on a clean toilet

Bull fricking shite
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 6/11/21 at 1:18 pm to
I just order my stuff online while on my own toilet at home
This post was edited on 6/11/21 at 1:18 pm
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25745 posts
Posted on 6/11/21 at 1:18 pm to
My pee pee doesn’t stick past my pubes. Any advice?
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 6/11/21 at 1:18 pm to
They don’t think it be like it is, but it do.
Posted by SouthMSReb
Member since Dec 2013
4427 posts
Posted on 6/11/21 at 1:18 pm to
She's never too fat.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41940 posts
Posted on 6/11/21 at 1:18 pm to
Shave pubes
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
34322 posts
Posted on 6/11/21 at 1:20 pm to
Stop re-electing the same Louisiana politicians
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
54369 posts
Posted on 6/11/21 at 1:20 pm to
Posted by El Segundo Guy
SE OK
Member since Aug 2014
9698 posts
Posted on 6/11/21 at 1:21 pm to
Be a simple man
Posted by A Smoke Break
Lafayette
Member since Nov 2018
2069 posts
Posted on 6/11/21 at 1:22 pm to
Always have just one credit card and use it as a gas card. Do not touch it outside of that. Pay it off every month. Utilize an index fund for your retirement, a savings account as a windfall account, and never get below a grand in checking.
Posted by Costanza
Member since May 2011
3162 posts
Posted on 6/11/21 at 1:22 pm to
Marry a girl who doesn't spend money like a drunken sailor
Posted by Costanza
Member since May 2011
3162 posts
Posted on 6/11/21 at 1:23 pm to
COMPOUND. INTEREST.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
66307 posts
Posted on 6/11/21 at 1:23 pm to
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marry someone that can shop without dragging you along
Subtle OweO slam is subtle.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11422 posts
Posted on 6/11/21 at 1:23 pm to
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If you’re in Wal Mart or any similar big store and absolutely have to take a shite in the public restroom always go to the ones in the back of the store. They’re always cleaner, nobody ever walks in while you’re there, and you can enjoy a peaceful quiet shite on a clean toilet browsing TD while your SO shops for whatever


True but Cracker Barrel is much cleaner and a shorter trip when you’re touching cotton.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 6/11/21 at 1:24 pm to
If it flies, floats, or fricks, lubricate it properly.

Don't fake the funk on the nasty dunk.

Microsoft Excel is not X, for most values of X.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32738 posts
Posted on 6/11/21 at 1:24 pm to
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Always have just one credit card and use it as a gas card. Do not touch it outside of that

This is horrible advice.
This post was edited on 6/11/21 at 1:25 pm
Posted by Monday
Prairieville
Member since Mar 2013
5010 posts
Posted on 6/11/21 at 1:24 pm to
Never put your hands anywhere you wouldn't put your dick
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