re: Things Every Man Should Know

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And a tire changing trick - if the lug nut is too tight, adjust the wrench until its somewhat parallel to the ground and stand on it.

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Always carry a cheater bar. If you are at home and have a floor jack the second half of the handle works great, of course, if you are a real man you have an impact wrench on hand and a half-inch torque wrench to ensure the lug nuts are at the right torque spec.

Also be careful with the stand and bounce trick on a lock nut they will break off the keyed top and your gonna have a bad day hammering on a socket to get enough purchase to get the broken nut off.

1. The lord loves a working man.
2. Never trust whitey.
3. See a doctor and get rid of it.

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In my case? Complete the clinch drill for level one certification of Army Combatives with a former golden glove winner.

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Been there too. Just kept going. Nothing like getting punched repeatedly in the face.

How to sharpen knives, axes, chisels and cell block shanks.

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Lol why so once you die early the new man fricking your wife will enjoy that money.

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I’m trying hard not to make fun of you.

-"Yes, sir." "No, sir."

-"Yes, ma'am." "No, ma'am."

-Know your deadlines. Bills, assignments, meetings, tests, garbage day, vehicle registrations, driver's license, passport, oil changes, whatever. Each one is a like a time bomb waiting for you to forget at the wrong time.

-Save 1/4 to 1/3 of every paycheck.

-You aren't expected to be able to build a house, but you should be able to use basic tools to complete minor household repairs.

-Don't be the loudmouth in the room. They're always the ones compensating for something.

-Find a girl that makes you a better, smarter, and more humble human being. Do the same in return.

-People who lie once to you can--and will--lie again.

-You'll have more success approaching a girl in real life than social media.

-When your parents call you, fricking answer them. Even if it's just to say you're busy and will call them back.

-Call them back.

-Keep your car clean.

-Don't be the last house on the block to retrieve the trash cans.

-Don't be that guy who is always late.

-Don't slouch. Your terrible hunchback posture is unattractive, makes you appear shorter, and will even add injury to insult.

-Don't let yourself go during marriage. Hold your wife to that same standard.

-How to tie multiple knots.

-How to use a hitch.

-The bottom of the steering wheel is where the trailer goes when you're reversing.

-Be aware of your surroundings.

-If you get pulled over: roll the windows down, turn the interior lights on, keep your hands on the steering wheel, be polite, follow instructions, and just maybe--you'll be let off with a warning.

-Try to get your moving violation tickets changed to non-moving violations at court. If you can't book a court date, it might be worth it to pay a lawyer. Do NOT let there be points on your record--you'll pay when it comes to auto insurance.

-Know your credit score and keep it above 700. It's not hard if you don't miss payments.

-Not everyone needs to go to a four year college to make a good living.

-To avoid cross threading, slowly and gently turn a screw/nut/bolt counterclockwise until you feel a click, then turn clockwise.

-The first offer isn't always the best

-When it comes to buying or selling a car, the person with these 2 out of 3 items is in control of the transaction: the car, title, or money.

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Do not invest in penny stocks in your Roth.

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Lmao. I invest exclusively in OTC and completely agree with this.

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I’m trying hard not to make fun of you.

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I’m trying hard not to think one of the baws on the ot will be the one hitting your ole lady

Skin buck
Run trot line

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