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Colorado Mom nearly busted at Six Flags — after guard says her shorts were too short
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:39 pm
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:39 pm
Not seeing the problem with her shorts.
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A Colorado mom says she nearly got arrested at a Six Flags amusement park — when a security guard claimed her shorts were too skimpy.
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“I was terrified I was about to go to jail over a pair of shorts,’’
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“I committed no crime and proceeded to walk to my boyfriend as I am autistic and have a hard time talking to officers,’’ the mom said. “She followed me yelling and calling for backup.
This post was edited on 5/11/21 at 9:40 pm
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:41 pm to DemonKA3268
That's LSU Coyote's gal
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:41 pm to DemonKA3268
They are tiny, but I’ve seen teens and early 20 somethings wear shorts to target that clearly have the bottom of their buttcheeks out of and it’s not because they are big Ole cornbread eating bitches either
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:41 pm to DemonKA3268
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I am autistic and have a hard time talking to officers,’’ the mom said
Lol
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:41 pm to DemonKA3268
I’d Poke-a-Mom for sure
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:42 pm to DemonKA3268
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as I am autistic and have a hard time talking to officers,’’
Self-diagnosed autism doesn't work bitch.
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“Then your incompetent manager showed up and began body shaming me. I was told I needed to go buy new shorts which I am not obligated to purchase anything I don’t want to.
By her standards anyone that objects to nudity is "body shaming".
Why are there so many people like this in our society?
This post was edited on 5/11/21 at 9:45 pm
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:43 pm to DemonKA3268
No (pics of) buttocks no care
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:43 pm to DemonKA3268
Poor kid looks mortified
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:43 pm to DemonKA3268
Those are some next level shitty tats
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:44 pm to DemonKA3268
quote:I bet she used that talent to draw her own tats.
I am autistic
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:46 pm to DemonKA3268
They should make her wear long shorts for having that ugly arse tattoo on those pretty legs.
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:46 pm to DemonKA3268
Pikachu’s spots should have moved inside a few inches.
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:47 pm to DemonKA3268
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proceeded to walk to my boyfriend as I am autistic and have a hard time talking to officers,
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Dem titties ain't autistic.
This post was edited on 5/11/21 at 9:49 pm
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:47 pm to DemonKA3268
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Instead, she responded with profanity and offensive conduct, including further exposing her buttocks,” the spokesperson said.
I'm gonna need proof 6 flags.
insta link hysterically a tattoo artist. She probably meant she's artistic.
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:47 pm to DemonKA3268
The frick are those tats? Does she have Pokémon all over her in addition to the shirt?
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:49 pm to DemonKA3268
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I am autistic
Said no autistic person ever.
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:49 pm to DemonKA3268
Thank the heavens she had her mask on.
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:50 pm to DemonKA3268
The tattoo on her thigh is a fricking travesty.
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