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Colorado Mom nearly busted at Six Flags — after guard says her shorts were too short

Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:39 pm
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19282 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:39 pm
Not seeing the problem with her shorts.
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A Colorado mom says she nearly got arrested at a Six Flags amusement park — when a security guard claimed her shorts were too skimpy.
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“I was terrified I was about to go to jail over a pair of shorts,’’
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“I committed no crime and proceeded to walk to my boyfriend as I am autistic and have a hard time talking to officers,’’ the mom said. “She followed me yelling and calling for backup.
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This post was edited on 5/11/21 at 9:40 pm
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22384 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:41 pm to
That's LSU Coyote's gal
Posted by TheeRealCarolina
Member since Aug 2018
17925 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:41 pm to
They are tiny, but I’ve seen teens and early 20 somethings wear shorts to target that clearly have the bottom of their buttcheeks out of and it’s not because they are big Ole cornbread eating bitches either
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
9782 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:41 pm to
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I am autistic and have a hard time talking to officers,’’ the mom said

Lol
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124969 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:41 pm to
I’d Poke-a-Mom for sure
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61508 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:42 pm to
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as I am autistic and have a hard time talking to officers,’’



Self-diagnosed autism doesn't work bitch.

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Then your incompetent manager showed up and began body shaming me. I was told I needed to go buy new shorts which I am not obligated to purchase anything I don’t want to.



By her standards anyone that objects to nudity is "body shaming".

Why are there so many people like this in our society?
This post was edited on 5/11/21 at 9:45 pm
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
3586 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:42 pm to
I'd like a pikachu
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4015 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:43 pm to
No (pics of) buttocks no care
Posted by ehidal1
Chief Boot Knocka
Member since Dec 2007
37142 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:43 pm to
Poor kid looks mortified
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:43 pm to
Those are some next level shitty tats

Posted by PhifeDogg
Stankonia
Member since Mar 2006
6050 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:44 pm to
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I am autistic
I bet she used that talent to draw her own tats.
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36764 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:45 pm to
Damn!
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8554 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:46 pm to
They should make her wear long shorts for having that ugly arse tattoo on those pretty legs.

Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
96902 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:46 pm to
Pikachu’s spots should have moved inside a few inches.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68752 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:47 pm to
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proceeded to walk to my boyfriend as I am autistic and have a hard time talking to officers,


Dem titties ain't autistic.
This post was edited on 5/11/21 at 9:49 pm
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
18261 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:47 pm to
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Instead, she responded with profanity and offensive conduct, including further exposing her buttocks,” the spokesperson said.

I'm gonna need proof 6 flags.

insta link hysterically a tattoo artist. She probably meant she's artistic.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
96902 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:47 pm to
The frick are those tats? Does she have Pokémon all over her in addition to the shirt?
Posted by SouthernStyled
Member since Apr 2021
1307 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:49 pm to
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I am autistic


Said no autistic person ever.
Posted by sawtooth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2017
3588 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:49 pm to
Thank the heavens she had her mask on.
Posted by Dennis Celery
Member since Apr 2021
708 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:50 pm to
The tattoo on her thigh is a fricking travesty.
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