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The nerds who hacked the pipeline are crapping their pants

Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:26 pm
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28598 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:26 pm
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The ransomware gang accused of crippling the leading U.S. fuel pipeline operator said on Monday that it never meant to create havoc, an unusual statement that experts saw as a sign the cybercriminals' scheme had gone awry.

The FBI accused the group that calls itself DarkSide of a digital extortion attempt that prompted Colonial Pipeline (COLPI.UL) to shut down its network, threatening extraordinary disruption as Colonial works to get America's biggest gasoline pipeline back online by the end of the week. read more

A terse news release posted to DarkSide's website did not directly mention Colonial Pipeline but, under the heading "About the latest news," it noted that "our goal is to make money, and not creating problems for society."


Pipeline hackers say their aim is cash, not chaos


Imagine thinking you’re just a white collar criminal/Robin Hood guy who’s essentially just stealing a few bucks from insurance companies. Your next target is an oil company, great, they have a lot of cash. You have no idea the implications of what your next hack is going to do.

Next thing you know you have every US intelligence, military, and police agency breathing down your neck. You’re no longer Bernie Madoff, you’re now Osama Bin Laden. You know it’s just a matter of minutes before some Rambo busts through your window and ends you.
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
22177 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:29 pm to
No one panic the FBI is on the job......
Posted by CFDoc
Member since Jan 2013
2097 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:30 pm to
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Next thing you know you have every US intelligence, military, and police agency breathing down your neck.


Nah, I'm sure this will get blamed on white privilege. Just like everything else.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12632 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:33 pm to
Yeah, frick those guys. They haven’t come out of their mom’s basement in so long they forgot how society and economics works. Doesn’t matter who or how they steal that money, it’s fricking every one of us. Hope they have fun taking it where the sun don’t shine from bubba.
Posted by Lsuhoohoo
Member since Sep 2007
94674 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:33 pm to
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The FBI accused the group that calls itself DarkSide of a digital extortion attempt



So the FBI actually did it?
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8592 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:33 pm to
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Colonial Pipeline

Racist
Posted by whiskey over ice
Member since Sep 2020
3283 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:34 pm to
They should just claim they did it for social justice or something
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120388 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:35 pm to
They will catch them and they will all be wearing maga hats

Its a psyops false flag to further weaken the right
Posted by TidenUP
Dauphin Island
Member since Apr 2011
14447 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:36 pm to
Didn't Biden say the Russians were "somewhat responsible"?
Posted by UndercoverBryologist
Member since Nov 2020
8077 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:36 pm to
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The nerds who hacked the pipeline are crapping their pants


President Biden is about to break it off in them.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54744 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:40 pm to
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The nerds who hacked the pipeline are crapping their pants

Sounds like they may have done them a favor. If a few shitheads in basements with computers can best top "security experts", we have bigger problems than a single gas pipeline. Hell, maybe they should hire them....like they always do in the movies and fire the useless frickers who allowed it to happen.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61348 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:41 pm to
I swear, the current era is full of these brain dead "for the betterment of society!" Types.

Oh yeah, turns out normal people, including poor people need gas to survive day-to-day dumb dumbs.
Posted by Jyrdis
TD Premium Member Level III
Member since Aug 2015
12810 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:44 pm to
Lol. Let the gaslighting begin. Randoms didn’t “hack” the system.
This post was edited on 5/10/21 at 8:44 pm
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35519 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:45 pm to
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you’re now Osama Bin Laden. You know it’s just a matter of minutes before some Rambo busts through your window and ends you.
How many minutes are in 10 years?
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
3524 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:45 pm to
Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
68891 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:52 pm to
So is this another white supremacy domestic terrorist attack?
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
14118 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 9:28 pm to
As long as the Big Guy gets his cut, it'll go away.
Posted by waiting4saturday
Covington, LA
Member since Sep 2005
9742 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 9:33 pm to
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The nerds who hacked the pipeline are crapping their pants


They forgot Biden is president? He’ll probably give them the medal of freedom.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49824 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 9:34 pm to
Wasn't this kinda sorta the plot of Die Hard 4?
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
50675 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 9:42 pm to
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The nerds who hacked the pipeline are crapping their pants


Why? Biden didn't want to kill Osama bin Laden. Why would these guys be concerned about him?
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