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The nerds who hacked the pipeline are crapping their pants
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:26 pm
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:26 pm
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The ransomware gang accused of crippling the leading U.S. fuel pipeline operator said on Monday that it never meant to create havoc, an unusual statement that experts saw as a sign the cybercriminals' scheme had gone awry.
The FBI accused the group that calls itself DarkSide of a digital extortion attempt that prompted Colonial Pipeline (COLPI.UL) to shut down its network, threatening extraordinary disruption as Colonial works to get America's biggest gasoline pipeline back online by the end of the week. read more
A terse news release posted to DarkSide's website did not directly mention Colonial Pipeline but, under the heading "About the latest news," it noted that "our goal is to make money, and not creating problems for society."
Pipeline hackers say their aim is cash, not chaos
Imagine thinking you’re just a white collar criminal/Robin Hood guy who’s essentially just stealing a few bucks from insurance companies. Your next target is an oil company, great, they have a lot of cash. You have no idea the implications of what your next hack is going to do.
Next thing you know you have every US intelligence, military, and police agency breathing down your neck. You’re no longer Bernie Madoff, you’re now Osama Bin Laden. You know it’s just a matter of minutes before some Rambo busts through your window and ends you.
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:29 pm to Jon Ham
No one panic the FBI is on the job......
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:30 pm to Jon Ham
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Next thing you know you have every US intelligence, military, and police agency breathing down your neck.
Nah, I'm sure this will get blamed on white privilege. Just like everything else.
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:33 pm to Jon Ham
Yeah, frick those guys. They haven’t come out of their mom’s basement in so long they forgot how society and economics works. Doesn’t matter who or how they steal that money, it’s fricking every one of us. Hope they have fun taking it where the sun don’t shine from bubba.
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:33 pm to Jon Ham
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The FBI accused the group that calls itself DarkSide of a digital extortion attempt
So the FBI actually did it?
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:33 pm to Jon Ham
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Colonial Pipeline
Racist
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:34 pm to Jon Ham
They should just claim they did it for social justice or something
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:35 pm to Jon Ham
They will catch them and they will all be wearing maga hats
Its a psyops false flag to further weaken the right
Its a psyops false flag to further weaken the right
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:36 pm to Jon Ham
Didn't Biden say the Russians were "somewhat responsible"?
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:36 pm to Jon Ham
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The nerds who hacked the pipeline are crapping their pants
President Biden is about to break it off in them.
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:40 pm to Jon Ham
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The nerds who hacked the pipeline are crapping their pants
Sounds like they may have done them a favor. If a few shitheads in basements with computers can best top "security experts", we have bigger problems than a single gas pipeline. Hell, maybe they should hire them....like they always do in the movies and fire the useless frickers who allowed it to happen.
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:41 pm to Jon Ham
I swear, the current era is full of these brain dead "for the betterment of society!" Types.
Oh yeah, turns out normal people, including poor people need gas to survive day-to-day dumb dumbs.
Oh yeah, turns out normal people, including poor people need gas to survive day-to-day dumb dumbs.
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:44 pm to Jon Ham
Lol. Let the gaslighting begin. Randoms didn’t “hack” the system.
This post was edited on 5/10/21 at 8:44 pm
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:45 pm to Jon Ham
quote:How many minutes are in 10 years?
you’re now Osama Bin Laden. You know it’s just a matter of minutes before some Rambo busts through your window and ends you.
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:52 pm to Jon Ham
So is this another white supremacy domestic terrorist attack?
Posted on 5/10/21 at 9:28 pm to Jon Ham
As long as the Big Guy gets his cut, it'll go away.
Posted on 5/10/21 at 9:33 pm to Jon Ham
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The nerds who hacked the pipeline are crapping their pants
They forgot Biden is president? He’ll probably give them the medal of freedom.
Posted on 5/10/21 at 9:34 pm to Jon Ham
Wasn't this kinda sorta the plot of Die Hard 4?
Posted on 5/10/21 at 9:42 pm to Jon Ham
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The nerds who hacked the pipeline are crapping their pants
Why? Biden didn't want to kill Osama bin Laden. Why would these guys be concerned about him?
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