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Wife had a stalker this morning
Posted on 4/9/21 at 4:54 pm
Posted on 4/9/21 at 4:54 pm
The Mrs was taking our maids little SUV in to the shop to get it fixed for her. (Heart of gold this woman of mine) when she noticed some ol homely looking baw riding beside her for a ways trying to get cell phone pics of her.
Now granted, she’s a damn good looking woman , and that blonde hair of hers tends to get peoples attention, but really dude?
Anyhow she relayed the story to me and I told her next time just make sure she takes her Cayenne so she can leave any stalking type of freak in the dust. She agreed and then walked me to the bedroom and we played “Hide the Sausage” for a good while. ( She gets a little hot with her voyeur fantasies sometimes)
Now granted, she’s a damn good looking woman , and that blonde hair of hers tends to get peoples attention, but really dude?
Anyhow she relayed the story to me and I told her next time just make sure she takes her Cayenne so she can leave any stalking type of freak in the dust. She agreed and then walked me to the bedroom and we played “Hide the Sausage” for a good while. ( She gets a little hot with her voyeur fantasies sometimes)
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Posted on 4/9/21 at 4:56 pm to AUTimbo
Ok
Posted on 4/9/21 at 4:57 pm to AUTimbo
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ol homely looking baw riding beside her for a ways trying to get cell phone pics of her.
So you gonna post those pics or nah?
Posted on 4/9/21 at 4:57 pm to AUTimbo
Dude you are in the wrong thread. They've been waiting on you in the Johnny kawasaki thread, Asphault Babe.
Posted on 4/9/21 at 4:57 pm to AUTimbo
Post less
Posted on 4/9/21 at 4:57 pm to AUTimbo
Keep us posted
Posted on 4/9/21 at 4:57 pm to AUTimbo
Sorry baw didn’t mean to bother her
Posted on 4/9/21 at 4:58 pm to AUTimbo
How many alters does that worthless frick OweO have?
Posted on 4/9/21 at 4:58 pm to AUTimbo
This could be the lamest shite I’ve ever seen here.
The reflection off her window kept messing up my pictures.
The reflection off her window kept messing up my pictures.
Posted on 4/9/21 at 4:59 pm to AUTimbo
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She agreed and then walked me to the bedroom and we played “Hide the Sausage” for a good while.
Did you let her PIIYB?
Posted on 4/9/21 at 4:59 pm to METAL
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AUTimbo
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You can't use the I'm new here excuse. Where are the pics of the wife Ahole?
Posted on 4/9/21 at 5:00 pm to AUTimbo
That’s an elaborately detailed story just to cover up a trip to her boyfriend’s.
Posted on 4/9/21 at 5:00 pm to AUTimbo
He was trying to tell her she still had the gas nozzle hanging from the tank. The phone was to film the vertical video for World Star.
Posted on 4/9/21 at 5:00 pm to AUTimbo
Posted on 4/9/21 at 5:01 pm to AUTimbo
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Hide the Sausage
Jimmy Dean, Conecuh, Manda?
Posted on 4/9/21 at 5:01 pm to AUTimbo
If u dont post pics, your wife is a fat whore.
This post was edited on 4/9/21 at 5:01 pm
Posted on 4/9/21 at 5:01 pm to AUTimbo
Always thankful for posts like this. Makes my trolls a little less bad
Posted on 4/9/21 at 5:01 pm to AUTimbo
So next time your wife takes the maid's car in to the shop she should take her own car?
Posted on 4/9/21 at 5:02 pm to AUTimbo
All women have “stalkers.” It’s a way for them to feel wanted.
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