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On a scale of 1-10, how pathetic is Mike Damone?
Posted on 3/15/21 at 10:55 pm
Posted on 3/15/21 at 10:55 pm
Let's break this down.
1. He looks like this.
Ouch.
2. Having a job as a teenager in a movie is always admirable, but this fricker is a ticket scalper? The lowest of the low, a step below teenage loan shark.
3. Sabotages Rat with horrible daring advice:
4. Now here he makes up for it, he at least has the backbone to put it to Jennifer Jason Leigh when she wants it in the pool house...
5.
This man will never get laid again in his life.
6. Stands the girl up at the shma-shmortion clinic because he hasn't stayed liquid. How the frick is a bookie not liquid?
Damone is dangerously close to 10/10. I'm gonna put him at 9.75 unless comeone can convince me there is something the tiniest bit redeemable about him.
1. He looks like this.
Ouch.
2. Having a job as a teenager in a movie is always admirable, but this fricker is a ticket scalper? The lowest of the low, a step below teenage loan shark.
3. Sabotages Rat with horrible daring advice:
quote:
First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.
4. Now here he makes up for it, he at least has the backbone to put it to Jennifer Jason Leigh when she wants it in the pool house...
5.
quote:
I think I just came... didn't you feel it?
This man will never get laid again in his life.
6. Stands the girl up at the shma-shmortion clinic because he hasn't stayed liquid. How the frick is a bookie not liquid?
Damone is dangerously close to 10/10. I'm gonna put him at 9.75 unless comeone can convince me there is something the tiniest bit redeemable about him.
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Posted on 3/15/21 at 11:03 pm to Muthsera
Leave him alone he was Natalie's boyfriend on The Facts of Life he has paid for his sins.
Posted on 3/15/21 at 11:15 pm to Muthsera
He looks and acts like he’s from
Metairie.
Metairie.
Posted on 3/15/21 at 11:16 pm to Muthsera
quote:
When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.
Does it bother anyone that when they are in the car, Kashmir is playing? Not on Led Zeppelin IV, it's from the Physical Graffiti album.
Posted on 3/15/21 at 11:26 pm to Muthsera
quote:I don't see his hustling of tickets as a negative. A lot of the companies that scalp tickets in Dallas were legitimate storefront businesses 20 years ago. The guy that started Ticketmaster was probably exactly like him in high school. He's a POS, but the only way it's because of his job would be because the job gave him a big head.
2. this fricker is a ticket scalper? The lowest of the low, a step below teenage loan shark.
Posted on 3/15/21 at 11:50 pm to Muthsera
“He’s a little prick.”
- Linda
- Linda
Posted on 3/16/21 at 12:47 am to Muthsera
quote:
3. Sabotages Rat with horrible daring advice:
quote:
First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.
That's the greatest dating advice of all-time.
Its not his fault that Rat is an idiot and didn't play Stairway. But played Kashmir from Physical Graffiti.
And that Rat forgot his wallet on the biggest date of his life.
Damone was actually a good friend. Rat was naive and Damone exposed Stacy for the slut she was.
Damone also brought that shitehead his wallet on his date with Stacy despite being "really kinda busy."
And Damone never came onto Stacy, all he did was compliment her ice tea.
When she gets pregnant and he says,"well you wanted it more", he wasn't lying. She practically raped him...tricking him into the Cabana with the ruse of swimming.
This post was edited on 3/16/21 at 12:49 am
Posted on 3/16/21 at 7:36 am to Muthsera
I will not speak ill of a man that can score me front row seats to a Cheap Trick concert..
And would deal me soft stale betting lines to bet into using a pen & pad while standing around a shopping mall all day, while I come at him with the Don Best app and post-time moves.
And would deal me soft stale betting lines to bet into using a pen & pad while standing around a shopping mall all day, while I come at him with the Don Best app and post-time moves.
This post was edited on 3/16/21 at 7:50 am
Posted on 3/16/21 at 9:05 am to Muthsera
Rat got the girl in the end and everyone in this thread lost unborn baby juice to Phoebe Cates coming out the pool or they are lying. Lol
This post was edited on 3/16/21 at 9:05 am
Posted on 3/16/21 at 9:53 am to Muthsera
Look Mike saw it all before from Rat. He was just trying to help.
I can see it all now, this is gonna be just like last summer. You fell in love with that girl at the Fotomat, you bought forty dollars worth of frickin' film, and you never even talked to her. You don't even own a camera.
Plus hell he had to eat 34 pairs of Blue Oyster Cult Tickets. He was that close to working at 7-11. Cut him some slack.
I can see it all now, this is gonna be just like last summer. You fell in love with that girl at the Fotomat, you bought forty dollars worth of frickin' film, and you never even talked to her. You don't even own a camera.
Plus hell he had to eat 34 pairs of Blue Oyster Cult Tickets. He was that close to working at 7-11. Cut him some slack.
This post was edited on 3/16/21 at 10:07 am
Posted on 3/16/21 at 10:25 am to Muthsera
Hey, you just don't know Damone.
Posted on 3/16/21 at 11:24 am to Muthsera
quote:I'm glad you included this, I always found that line hilariously cringey.
I think I just came... didn't you feel it?
Posted on 3/16/21 at 2:49 pm to Muthsera
quote:
shma-shmortion clinic because he hasn't stayed liquid. How the frick is a bookie not liquid?
He was liquid. He was just a prick.
Posted on 3/16/21 at 6:44 pm to Muthsera
quote:
On a scale of 1-10, how pathetic is Mike Damone?
Slightly less pathetic than someone starting a thread about how pathetic he is.
Posted on 3/17/21 at 8:43 am to Muthsera
I always thought Damone was the perfect fit match for Linda.
He gave terrible advice to friends, treated his friends like an inconvenience, and had no clue about relationships.
Linda, gave terrible advice to friends, treated them like an inconvenience, and had no clue about relationships.
I could see Damone hooking up with Linda at a party when they were both plastered, he does his 3 humps done, and she would go around telling everyone that would listen about how much of a stallion he is and he's "such a gentleman".
They were made for each other. She did have nice tits though.
He gave terrible advice to friends, treated his friends like an inconvenience, and had no clue about relationships.
Linda, gave terrible advice to friends, treated them like an inconvenience, and had no clue about relationships.
I could see Damone hooking up with Linda at a party when they were both plastered, he does his 3 humps done, and she would go around telling everyone that would listen about how much of a stallion he is and he's "such a gentleman".
They were made for each other. She did have nice tits though.
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