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Theo Von quotes...what you got?

Posted on 2/2/21 at 10:34 am
Posted by TailbackU
ATL
Member since Oct 2005
12214 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 10:34 am
"Rumors are just like somebody pulling out a fairy tale gun that's aimed only at you and then they just cap yo' arse"
Posted by jiffyjohnson
1226 miles from Death Valley
Member since Nov 2011
5287 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 10:37 am to
"i wish i had white privilege. sign me UP. I knew dudes who have it, i know dudes who wear sweaters."
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
82678 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 10:39 am to
quote:

Theo Von


wtf is dis?
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
14929 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 10:39 am to
"suck a butt, bruh"
Posted by lsurulz1515
Member since Mar 2007
7006 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 10:43 am to
King and the Sting Podcast and This Past Weekend Podcasts are great
Posted by clownbaby
beezwacks not yours
Member since Jan 2009
1051 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 10:45 am to
Coughing in public is the new N word
Posted by TailbackU
ATL
Member since Oct 2005
12214 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 10:56 am to
"Indiana is really a good place to maybe pull over on the side of the road and think about some of the choices you've made"
Posted by Mufassa
Member since Aug 2012
1706 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 11:01 am to
Dropping off a hitchhiker “catch and release son!”
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
117009 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 11:09 am to
Tighten up
Posted by viv1d
Member since Aug 2017
1712 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 11:55 am to
Onward
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48554 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 11:57 am to
quote:

Theo Von quotes...what you got?

I'm paraphrasing here but :

"Kids who stutter don't get kidnapped!"
Posted by Eat Your Crow
caught beneath the landslide
Member since May 2017
9190 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 11:57 am to
Just discovered this baw last year during quarantine. He is genuinely hilarious.
Posted by JasonHotWheelsStreet
Member since Mar 2015
394 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 12:01 pm to
"We're farters. Can you believe that? I've got an app on my phone that can tell me my heart rate, but we've still got air flying out of our arse."
Posted by carrguitar
Member since Oct 2014
921 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 12:01 pm to
"I got bit by a black widow at the bus stop the other day....she was in her 40's"

"Women like to wear this stuff called Spanx...which I refer to as cramoflauge"

"I grew up in Covington, LA. I went to the same jr high school as Lee Harvey Oswald. Also the hometown of NBA legend Pistol Pete Maravich, so....two good shooters. FROM DOWNTOWN, both of em"
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
18531 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 12:01 pm to
I wonder what his thoughts are on covid and being vaccinated?

Celebrity opinions are super important in these matters
Posted by MickeyLikesDags21
Member since Apr 2019
6641 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 12:41 pm to
It's funny I just had a theo von savage moments compilation come up on my recommended youtube videos. These made me laugh

"you look like a french paul bunyan ... You look like Paul Bunyan if you just drank champagne all day and never did any forestry"

"That's not a haircut, that's all you got left bruh!"

"chris you look like a deaf guy that goes to the gym"

"there was a lot of rumors in my town that I beat down syndrome."



Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
31760 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

"Indiana is really a good place to maybe pull over on the side of the road and think about some of the choices you've made"


I like this one.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
16866 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 12:50 pm to
quote:

"I got bit by a black widow at the bus stop the other day....she was in her 40's"

"Women like to wear this stuff called Spanx...which I refer to as cramoflauge"

"I grew up in Covington, LA. I went to the same jr high school as Lee Harvey Oswald. Also the hometown of NBA legend Pistol Pete Maravich, so....two good shooters. FROM DOWNTOWN, both of em"


These are great
Posted by SuwMwf
Member since Jul 2012
1023 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 12:52 pm to
Paraphrasing. Heard it a long time ago.

“My mom drove a Ford Fiesta... It looked like a doc marten fricked a roller skate.”
Posted by TexasTiger88
Madisonville
Member since Jun 2010
1845 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 12:53 pm to
Something along these lines.

Nowhere in my budget is there money for skydiving for unknown bitches.
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