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Have you heard about the Indian caught with 2 lbs of gold up his butt?
Posted on 10/17/20 at 8:51 am
Posted on 10/17/20 at 8:51 am
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Indian airport authorities literally struck gold when they spotted a man walking oddly — and discovered he had about 2 pounds in bullion shoved into his rectum, according to a report.
The GoAir passenger arrived from Dubai on Tuesday at Kerala’s Kannur Airport, where he tried to avoid paying an 18 percent tax on his precious nuggets by smuggling them where the sun don’t shine, The National reported.
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Posted on 10/17/20 at 8:51 am to Jimmy2shoes
He was panning for booty
Posted on 10/17/20 at 8:51 am to Jimmy2shoes
Appreciate the hustle
Posted on 10/17/20 at 8:53 am to Jimmy2shoes
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Have you heard about the Indian caught with 2 lbs of gold up his butt?
I was certain this was a setup for a joke.
Posted on 10/17/20 at 8:56 am to Jimmy2shoes
Didn’t curry him any favors.
Posted on 10/17/20 at 8:58 am to Jimmy2shoes
DAT A$$!
Posted on 10/17/20 at 9:13 am to Jimmy2shoes
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avoid paying an 18 percent tax
That's over $10k. Not saying I blame him.
Posted on 10/17/20 at 9:14 am to Jimmy2shoes
Did it go up easy or did he have to Punjab it in?
Posted on 10/17/20 at 9:18 am to Jimmy2shoes
Ouch!
This post was edited on 10/17/20 at 6:09 pm
Posted on 10/17/20 at 9:18 am to Jimmy2shoes
Au, that’s awful
Posted on 10/17/20 at 9:24 am to Jimmy2shoes
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had about 2 pounds in bullion shoved into his rectum
In Livingston Parish, we’d call that a shite ton of money.
Posted on 10/17/20 at 9:25 am to fr33manator
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Au, that’s awful
That’s a damn fine dad joke.
Posted on 10/17/20 at 9:33 am to Jimmy2shoes
I believe David Bowie had a song about this
Golden rears g-o-l-d
(whop-whop-whop)
Golden rears g-o-l-d
Golden rears g-o-l-d
(whop-whop-whop)
Golden rears g-o-l-d
Posted on 10/17/20 at 9:34 am to Jimmy2shoes
Guys on the Soccer board could smuggle way more gold than that.
Posted on 10/17/20 at 9:40 am to Jimmy2shoes
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precious nuggets
Posted on 10/17/20 at 9:43 am to Jimmy2shoes
How I imagine his conversation with security went.
Posted on 10/17/20 at 9:53 am to Jimmy2shoes
Butt nuggets
Posted on 10/17/20 at 9:53 am to Jimmy2shoes
Who ever extracts those are a gold digger
Posted on 10/17/20 at 9:56 am to Jimmy2shoes
Innocent until proven gilt’y
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