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Describe The Most Dirty Home You Ever Visited
Posted on 9/11/20 at 5:04 pm
Posted on 9/11/20 at 5:04 pm
Something made me think of this and I will give you the really short version.
This guy who used to always want to come play cards with us would never be able to because he would ask his parents if he could go play cards.. Instead of just saying "can I go to ________ house".
Anyway, finally, a few weeks before he was leaving to go to college his mom told him he could have a card game, but could only invite so many people. I never been to his house before, but me and the 4 or 5 other people went together (or maybe followed each other there, I just know we all went inside together).
We entered near the dinning room/kitchen area and the smell just hit us. He waves us on to follow him and he stops at the dinning room table, which was covered with papers, magazines, old bowls of cereal. We are all looking at each other like "where are we playing?". Well his sister and mom comes in and they start removing shite off the table. Under all of the paper and magazines there were plates as if they ate and just left them there.
And they were acting as if it wasn't no big deal. Someone went to the bathroom and came back and was like "yall dont go into the bathroom. It smells and I don't think they cleaned it since they moved in".
They lived in a decent neighborhood, from the outside it wasn't the best kept place, but it wasn't horrible.
Inside was just a complete mess and I have no idea how a family could live that way..
This guy who used to always want to come play cards with us would never be able to because he would ask his parents if he could go play cards.. Instead of just saying "can I go to ________ house".
Anyway, finally, a few weeks before he was leaving to go to college his mom told him he could have a card game, but could only invite so many people. I never been to his house before, but me and the 4 or 5 other people went together (or maybe followed each other there, I just know we all went inside together).
We entered near the dinning room/kitchen area and the smell just hit us. He waves us on to follow him and he stops at the dinning room table, which was covered with papers, magazines, old bowls of cereal. We are all looking at each other like "where are we playing?". Well his sister and mom comes in and they start removing shite off the table. Under all of the paper and magazines there were plates as if they ate and just left them there.
And they were acting as if it wasn't no big deal. Someone went to the bathroom and came back and was like "yall dont go into the bathroom. It smells and I don't think they cleaned it since they moved in".
They lived in a decent neighborhood, from the outside it wasn't the best kept place, but it wasn't horrible.
Inside was just a complete mess and I have no idea how a family could live that way..
This post was edited on 9/11/20 at 5:10 pm
Posted on 9/11/20 at 5:05 pm to OweO
quote:JHC Chris
House You Ever Been Into?
Posted on 9/11/20 at 5:10 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Is this a better title?
Posted on 9/11/20 at 5:11 pm to OweO
Your long, rambling way too detailed story reeks of deflection and denial.
This post was edited on 9/11/20 at 5:13 pm
Posted on 9/11/20 at 5:13 pm to Shepherd
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deflection and denial.
Of what?
Posted on 9/11/20 at 5:14 pm to OweO
quote:jesus,,,,,,
and I will give you the really short version
Posted on 9/11/20 at 5:16 pm to OweO
I once was in an animal hoarder’s house. She had a couple of dozen cats, a couple of dozen dogs, a few rabbits, and even some turtles in a bathtub. It was a two story house and so much piss had soaked into the upstairs floor that the first floor ceiling sagged. I can’t find adequate words to describe the smell but we had to go in with respirators on. The place ended up getting condemned.
This post was edited on 9/11/20 at 5:18 pm
Posted on 9/11/20 at 5:20 pm to TheFonz
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a couple of dozen dogs, a few rabbits, and even some turtles in a bathtub.
Yeah, I don't think anyone can top this. A couple dozen dogs and other animals.. I would assume there is animal shite throughout the house and that is probably the worst...
Posted on 9/11/20 at 5:21 pm to TheFonz
When I was a police officer, I had to do a welfare check on an elderly woman.
She was in a trailer that had no power and was dimly lit by those battery-powered lantern things.
It smelled bad and all, but not really any worse than some others I'd been in. Anyway I started getting this vertigo feeling like when a Mardi Gras float is moving slowly but you're standing still, so you feel like you're the one slowly moving...
The walls were covered with cockroaches, and as they moved I guess my mind thought the room was moving while I was standing still.
TL; DR: I had to enter a trailer so filled with roaches that their movement gave me motion sickness.
She was in a trailer that had no power and was dimly lit by those battery-powered lantern things.
It smelled bad and all, but not really any worse than some others I'd been in. Anyway I started getting this vertigo feeling like when a Mardi Gras float is moving slowly but you're standing still, so you feel like you're the one slowly moving...
The walls were covered with cockroaches, and as they moved I guess my mind thought the room was moving while I was standing still.
TL; DR: I had to enter a trailer so filled with roaches that their movement gave me motion sickness.
Posted on 9/11/20 at 5:23 pm to TheFonz
I have been in that house after the bank repo'ed it and tried to sell it.
Same with a house where someone committed suicide. Blood splatter turns brown and looks like mud (think atv mud hole burnout).
Edit: have also seen a house so filled with roaches that they were swept into garbage bags after the bombs were set off.
Same with a house where someone committed suicide. Blood splatter turns brown and looks like mud (think atv mud hole burnout).
Edit: have also seen a house so filled with roaches that they were swept into garbage bags after the bombs were set off.
This post was edited on 9/11/20 at 5:25 pm
Posted on 9/11/20 at 5:24 pm to OweO
Had a family move in across the street with four elem school age kids. My kids were just a yr or two ahead so they didnt mix a lot but once my kids went to their house and I didnt realize it until a long time later but they never went back.
In a year or two they moved somewhere else through a corporate relo deal and I knew the agent reparing to list it and Isaw her in the driveway and asked her about the house. She took me and my wife through it and it was unbelievable... something out of Hoarders but really they were just trashy pigs.
Fast food garbage laying all around. Things like red koolaid spilled never even wiped up. All the flooring had to be replaced even the tile. No surface in there had ever had a rag wiped on it. Nastiest thing I have ever seen
The bad part was that the mom was a stay at home mom...
In a year or two they moved somewhere else through a corporate relo deal and I knew the agent reparing to list it and Isaw her in the driveway and asked her about the house. She took me and my wife through it and it was unbelievable... something out of Hoarders but really they were just trashy pigs.
Fast food garbage laying all around. Things like red koolaid spilled never even wiped up. All the flooring had to be replaced even the tile. No surface in there had ever had a rag wiped on it. Nastiest thing I have ever seen
The bad part was that the mom was a stay at home mom...
This post was edited on 9/11/20 at 5:25 pm
Posted on 9/11/20 at 5:28 pm to OweO
quote:
Is this a better title?
quote:that's AFTER an edit?
The Most Dirty
Posted on 9/11/20 at 5:39 pm to OweO
Long story short..
Their wood living room floor was rotted through so much that you could see the ground.
..when i got home I wanted to kiss my house.
Their wood living room floor was rotted through so much that you could see the ground.
..when i got home I wanted to kiss my house.
Posted on 9/11/20 at 5:39 pm to OweO
Tough call between your mothers or your sisters
Posted on 9/11/20 at 5:42 pm to OweO
A year or two before Katrina, I went with a buddy of mine to a house in the lower 9th to check out a poker game. Now, my happy white arse had never been close to the lower 9. The house was on a street with one working street light- fun. We walked in, and there were a few tables with illegal gamblings going on.
My buddy sits down to play and I join him. I'm sitting at the table when I look up and see roaches. Everywhere. Inching up the walls. Skittering on the floor. Crawling up the legs of the table. On the kitchen counters. EVERYWHERE.
If I hadn't been stone cold sober, I could have sworn I was having some sort of chemical induced hallucination. It was disgusting. I played one hand and got the hell out of there with the quickness. I think I itched for 3 days.
When I heard the lower 9 flooded after Katrina, all I could think about was that foul roach infested house.
My buddy sits down to play and I join him. I'm sitting at the table when I look up and see roaches. Everywhere. Inching up the walls. Skittering on the floor. Crawling up the legs of the table. On the kitchen counters. EVERYWHERE.
If I hadn't been stone cold sober, I could have sworn I was having some sort of chemical induced hallucination. It was disgusting. I played one hand and got the hell out of there with the quickness. I think I itched for 3 days.
When I heard the lower 9 flooded after Katrina, all I could think about was that foul roach infested house.
Posted on 9/11/20 at 5:46 pm to OweO
I didn't go in but heard the story from a guy who did. This was a neighborhood outside of DC where a bunch of embassy workers lived. There was a family from an African country - a Zamunda type place - who just crapped and pissed on the floor of an empty spare bedroom for a year. They never used the toilet. They literally just filled a room up with shite and piss and kept the door closed. Why? I have no idea.
Posted on 9/11/20 at 5:47 pm to Abraham H Parnassis
quote:
TL; DR: I had to enter a trailer so filled with roaches that their movement gave me motion sickness.
Something similar happened to me after Harvey in Houston. Me and Mrs Billjamin went to help muck house in a pretty poor neighborhood. We were helping this old lady out. We got to a back room the second I touched a wall it was just solid roaches. This house took 5 feet of water so you can imagine how completely disgusting everything was. I’m glad we helped but it suuuuucked. I felt bad that anyone has to live like that.
Posted on 9/11/20 at 5:48 pm to OweO
Medic here, go into dirty houses every day. A few years ago got called into a hoarder's house. We finally got to the door and there were 100s of roaches crawling around the door. My actual words were hell to the frick no, I yelled from outside and made pt come out and meet us. Thank God they could, or I obviously would have needed to go in.
I was in another house where you could see the walls and pictures moving due to roaches.
Seen bare dirt floors that kids had to sleep on, had grass growing in the bedroom, no pillows, house hadn't been cleaned in probably ever.
I was in another house where you could see the walls and pictures moving due to roaches.
Seen bare dirt floors that kids had to sleep on, had grass growing in the bedroom, no pillows, house hadn't been cleaned in probably ever.
Posted on 9/11/20 at 5:58 pm to AUFANATL
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...filled a room up with shite and piss and kept the door closed. Why? I have no idea.
quote:
...from an African country
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