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So right now if you were to walk out and fight your neighbor/Neighbors
Posted on 8/1/20 at 7:55 am
Posted on 8/1/20 at 7:55 am
Would you win? I'm speaking of the male neighbor. Not the old lady next door thats an easy win.I'll start Fred my immediate Neighbor is in his mid 50's always jogging and looks to be in outstanding shape for his age.Kinda Thin though I'm not gonna lie it could go either way. My other Neighbor is an overweight Asian guy that looks like he's struggles pushing the mower. So i'm looking at maybe 1-1 or even 2-0. What you got OT can you go undefeated? Edited for In before Florida joke.All hypothetical scenario's of course 
This post was edited on 8/1/20 at 8:02 am
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Posted on 8/1/20 at 7:56 am to FLObserver
Florida people... 
Posted on 8/1/20 at 7:57 am to FLObserver
trashy
Posted on 8/1/20 at 8:10 am to FLObserver
2-0 for sure
Posted on 8/1/20 at 8:11 am to FLObserver
you are actually trash.
not the usual trashy we always say on the ot, but for real trash
not the usual trashy we always say on the ot, but for real trash
Posted on 8/1/20 at 8:13 am to FLObserver
I’d go 4-0 then lose the title fight against the German Shepherd
Posted on 8/1/20 at 8:13 am to FLObserver
What kind of circle jerk are you trying to invite us to?
Posted on 8/1/20 at 8:14 am to FLObserver
Do you also wear backwards hats, white sunglasses, and drive a jacked up truck?
Posted on 8/1/20 at 8:15 am to FLObserver
shite good question. I have a retired coach/principal that plays tennis twice a week and walks 2 miles a day. Hes in great shape for being in his mid 70s. But hes only about 5-6 145-160.
On the other side is fella slightly younger than me. He works out some. Size wise we the same height but I have about 35 lbs on him.
It could be 2-0, 1-1 or 0-2. I guess it would come down to whoever's idea it was to fight.
On the other side is fella slightly younger than me. He works out some. Size wise we the same height but I have about 35 lbs on him.
It could be 2-0, 1-1 or 0-2. I guess it would come down to whoever's idea it was to fight.
Posted on 8/1/20 at 8:17 am to FLObserver
I would go 1-0-1.
The couple that lives on my right has a big age gap. Wife is mid 40’s and husband in his 60’s. I could take him easy.
Neighbor on my left is a divorced woman in her 50’s with 3 girls in high school and college. She is a fitness instructor and is always laying out at her pool. I don’t want to fight any woman (especially one who is in great shape) so we will call that a draw.
The couple that lives on my right has a big age gap. Wife is mid 40’s and husband in his 60’s. I could take him easy.
Neighbor on my left is a divorced woman in her 50’s with 3 girls in high school and college. She is a fitness instructor and is always laying out at her pool. I don’t want to fight any woman (especially one who is in great shape) so we will call that a draw.
Posted on 8/1/20 at 8:18 am to FLObserver
Id whoop every male on my street with ease. The only thing they’re good at is gathering in someone’s garage every night, playing old music, and drinking their lives away. They turned 40 several years/decades ago and haven’t advanced in any form or fashion since then. Must be a terrible feeling every morning knowing you’re just waiting around to die instead of motivating yourself to be something.
This post was edited on 8/1/20 at 8:19 am
Posted on 8/1/20 at 8:18 am to FLObserver
Never really thought about it but yeah.
Two of them easily. One might be tough and I’m dead when his three teenaged boys come out to defend him.
Two of them easily. One might be tough and I’m dead when his three teenaged boys come out to defend him.
Posted on 8/1/20 at 8:20 am to BabyTac
You sound like you need an arse whoopin
Posted on 8/1/20 at 8:20 am to FLObserver
Do I get to choose if it's the neighbor to the right or the neighbor to the left. If it's the one on the left, I'm good. My neighbor on the right is an Army Ranger.
I'm just a lowly Chair Force baw so he'd probably take me
I'm just a lowly Chair Force baw so he'd probably take me
Posted on 8/1/20 at 8:22 am to FLObserver
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Would you win? I'm speaking of the male neighbor
I could whip any guy on this street's arse.
I'm known around here as somebody not to frick with.
Unless you're Karen.
She gives me shite because she knows I won't assault a bitch. I just curse her out, and then her husband acts like nothing ever happened.
This post was edited on 8/1/20 at 8:23 am
Posted on 8/1/20 at 8:23 am to FLObserver
Well I’ve done martial arts and mma for 23 years. I would hope so. If I lose they would have seriously surprised me. Especially since both are about 2-4 inches shorter and 20-30 lbs less than me.
Posted on 8/1/20 at 8:23 am to FLObserver
Great thread BTW.
I'd go 3-1. Two retired old guys on either side of me. One had a heart attack recently working in his yard. Both are layups. One neighbor behind me has had multiple surgeries on his ankle. He's bigger than me, but no way he could move around. Other guy behind me is HUGE, but he's a smoker. If he every got his hands on me, I'd die.
I'd go 3-1. Two retired old guys on either side of me. One had a heart attack recently working in his yard. Both are layups. One neighbor behind me has had multiple surgeries on his ankle. He's bigger than me, but no way he could move around. Other guy behind me is HUGE, but he's a smoker. If he every got his hands on me, I'd die.
Posted on 8/1/20 at 8:26 am to FLObserver
I bet y’all have a nice gravel road in the trailer park to fight on.
Posted on 8/1/20 at 8:30 am to FLObserver
My neighbor is a 6 foot 6 300 pound black dude so probably not
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