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re: So right now if you were to walk out and fight your neighbor/Neighbors

Posted on 8/1/20 at 6:31 pm to
Posted by dpd901
South Louisiana
Member since Apr 2011
7504 posts
Posted on 8/1/20 at 6:31 pm to
The one to my right, I have about 70 lbs on. He’s a tiny dude. I got that one. New neighbor on the other side is prob 20 years younger than me and looks to be fairly athletic. My old man strength and iron chin would give me a punchers chance, but I’d have to look to end it quickly. If it went more than a round or 2, he’d likely wear me down.
Posted by Matt225
St. George
Member since Dec 2019
849 posts
Posted on 8/1/20 at 6:39 pm to
As a 51 yr old man with no kids in home.
You jump on me best be bullet proof.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
34596 posts
Posted on 8/1/20 at 7:18 pm to
I could probably kick the old ladies arse who lived next door by herself but she has a pit bull so I’m gonna stay away from that one
Posted by Asharad
Tiamat
Member since Dec 2010
5678 posts
Posted on 8/1/20 at 7:19 pm to
I would be winded before I got there
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73674 posts
Posted on 8/1/20 at 7:21 pm to
quote:

My neighbor is a 6 foot 6 300 pound black dude so probably not


My neighbor is about 6'2" 275 and does some sort of contractor/construction for a living. Doesn't say a whole lot either.

Think I would put that in the getting fricked up column.

Could take everyone else on the block.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 8/1/20 at 7:31 pm to
No, I live in proximity to good basketball players who are paid well for their physically. Id like to think I could, but I couldn't beat the frick out of any of them.

But give me a SAW with 150 x4 rounds + 24 hours ahead of time notice..and the neighborhood is mine.
This post was edited on 8/1/20 at 7:32 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98083 posts
Posted on 8/1/20 at 7:43 pm to
I'm bigger and in better shape, but meth freaks can have superhuman strength so it would be a tossup.
Posted by wheelr
Member since Jul 2012
5146 posts
Posted on 8/1/20 at 7:51 pm to
I don't know. Walked out to confront quite a few when they were going 40mph down the street. No one has stopped yet. I'm fit but not big or intimidating.

(yes, I live near some trashy people)
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 8/1/20 at 8:00 pm to
quote:

yes, I live near some trashy people
quote:

Lafayette


Checks out
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73674 posts
Posted on 8/1/20 at 8:04 pm to
I don't think I would fight anyone for the ability to keep speeding down the road. I would just keep doing it.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30323 posts
Posted on 8/1/20 at 8:05 pm to
Depends on how many, what kind, and where, he has guns stowed.
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
16529 posts
Posted on 8/1/20 at 8:07 pm to
quote:

The only thing they’re good at is gathering in someone’s garage every night, playing old music, and drinking their lives away. 


Some kind of problem with this?????
Posted by lsufan1971
Zachary
Member since Nov 2003
18085 posts
Posted on 8/1/20 at 8:07 pm to
To all the bad asses

Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30323 posts
Posted on 8/1/20 at 8:12 pm to
quote:

To all the bad asses


Yea, I'm 62 and can't remember my last fight.
Posted by Clark14
L.A.Hog
Member since Dec 2014
18946 posts
Posted on 8/1/20 at 8:12 pm to
I suppose I could push my elderly neighbor down,break her hip and go to prison.

I'll pass.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 8/1/20 at 8:47 pm to
On one side is a 70ish year retiree with cancer. I wouldn’t have the heart to fight back so he’d whip my arse.

On the other side is a former Army Ranger that still works out every day, so he’d whip my arse as well.

I could take the old fat guy across the street, and the preacher behind me.

So, 2-2.
Posted by ElderTiger
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2010
6980 posts
Posted on 8/1/20 at 8:54 pm to
Next door neighbor is a Marine combat veteran who is now an EBRSO swat team member so my chances aren’t good. But it’s good to have him next door in case I need some help.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57431 posts
Posted on 8/1/20 at 8:59 pm to
2-0, I have a small Asian man on one side and a lesbian couple in their late 50’s on the other side. Either way I’m probably catching a hate crime charge
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12025 posts
Posted on 8/1/20 at 9:13 pm to
quote:

Some kind of problem with this?????


Not at all, but that’s not the point of this thread. So to the point...if you’re asking me if I could whip a bunch of dudes that gave up on themselves years ago, my answer will be yes. Also, all their wives are cheating on them for the very same reason. But no...nothing wrong with it at all. Have another Bud Light pal and keep doing you.
This post was edited on 8/1/20 at 9:15 pm
Posted by Newrow
Member since Oct 2017
946 posts
Posted on 8/1/20 at 9:21 pm to
Come at me bro.
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