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re: Just the punchline, please.

Posted on 7/17/20 at 4:29 pm to
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79448 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 4:29 pm to
I'm just kidding, she's dead
Posted by dsides
Member since Jan 2013
5437 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 4:30 pm to
Tulips on your organ
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
3539 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 4:31 pm to
Gosh Miss Kitty, the whole shovelful?
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71728 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 4:31 pm to
Guess who drowned in da bayou? Du-gas! Du-gas!
Posted by dsides
Member since Jan 2013
5437 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 4:33 pm to
Snow White’s cherry
Posted by redbaron
Member since Aug 2011
710 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 4:33 pm to
Oh ya, your brother just got a new bike.
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
3589 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 4:35 pm to
quote:

why the long face?

Hung like Einstein and smart as a horse!
Posted by lammo
RIP LAMMO
Member since Aug 2005
9358 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 4:49 pm to
Highballs on me

The reception was great

That's just your left titty hangin' in the coffee

Sandstorms don't glow in the dark

The dog is pregnant, the light bulbs are eaten, and there's lumps of quartz on your rug
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12604 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 4:58 pm to
Don’t tell me you had kneesles too!
Posted by LSU Fan SLU Grad
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2006
4893 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:02 pm to
“and then Harry began feelin’ around on all the trees. Then he said, “I got it, we on Pluto.” And we said, Harry how can you tell?”

“From the bark you dummy! From the bark!!”

Posted by yccsmf
Member since Apr 2013
529 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:07 pm to
A rat.........with a dick this long!
Posted by McVick
Member since Jan 2011
4479 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:09 pm to
Do you know how to turn it off?
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
5156 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:12 pm to
Twelve of the biggest prettiest blue crabs you ever done seen. You mind if we run her again in the morning?

and,

Pussywillows? Hang on, lemme get my hat. I'm coming wit you.
This post was edited on 7/17/20 at 5:49 pm
Posted by Skeet Mc
Member since Dec 2006
2851 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:24 pm to
All it cost me was an RC and a moon pie.
Posted by messyjesse
Member since Nov 2015
2042 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:33 pm to
How do it know?
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:39 pm to
When he walked past the fish market he said "Hello ladies!"
Posted by Elleshoe
Wade’s World
Member since Jun 2004
143616 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 5:43 pm to
“So I says to the guy... I said ‘get your own monkey!’”
Posted by lsufanva
sandston virginia
Member since Aug 2009
12482 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 6:03 pm to
"So I kicked her in the pussy"
Posted by Klingler7
Houston
Member since Nov 2009
12068 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 6:11 pm to
Black balls matter.
Posted by jscrims
Lost
Member since May 2008
3564 posts
Posted on 7/17/20 at 6:15 pm to
No, no, no, it was just ice cream!
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