What's The Worst Thing You Ever Got Banned For?

Posted the ol’ “What comes out of a ________’s arse?” chant before the LSU-Rice game in 2018...

Edit: happened on tRant, didn’t pay attention to the first sentence.

I called Pooka Williams illiterate because he couldn't qualify for LSU back during his recruitment

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"Worst" as in "worst" thing I posted? Or most ridiculous banning?

The only time I ever came even close to deserving to be reprimanded, much less banned, was when I posted a pic of a welfare office waiting room and mentioned the harvesting of a certain fiber. Even that merited no more than a PM -- really not even that, but they had sticks up their asses in those days.

The most ridiculous banning is quite a competition. I've been banned for:

- what someone claimed I said (I was unbanned a few minutes later)

- posting pics of your old board to show how shitty it was. No I am not kidding -- I actually got banned for that.

- Posting a joke about Davy Crockett and Jim Bowie at the Alamo. IIRC I was banned two and a half months for this.

But for me, the champ has got to be when I was banned for "complaining". Yes, that's the PM said, verbatim: "Take a break from complaining". Someone top that for most frivolous banning.

Probably dead baby jokes. I think like 20 of us went down in that thread since it went from like 11:00 until 7:00 in the morning.

I called Les an idiot too many times

When Dylan Moses got hurt all i said was “good” ... got banned for at least a month.

Literally nothing else but “good.”

Many years ago I was giving a rapid fire report of high school football scores. I abbreviated the name of Jewell Sumner High school and an administrator pretended to think I was being anti-semitic. Was banned a year. I later realized it was probably because I had won an argument with the admin a few days earlier.

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