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re: Surfer killed in a shark attack off santa cruz, ca

Posted on 5/9/20 at 9:05 pm to
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33713 posts
Posted on 5/9/20 at 9:05 pm to
I've posted it before, but it's worth another spin.

There is no such thing as a shark attack

Posted by SloaneRanger
Upper Hurstville
Member since Jan 2014
8130 posts
Posted on 5/9/20 at 9:07 pm to
quote:

Sharky AF over there.


And a surfer in a wet suit looks like food.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37751 posts
Posted on 5/9/20 at 9:08 pm to
This wouldn’t have happened if he had just stayed home and cowered in fear of dat rona
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
73218 posts
Posted on 5/9/20 at 9:11 pm to
Down goes Frazier. Bye Felicia
Posted by DeCat ODahouse
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2017
1377 posts
Posted on 5/9/20 at 9:16 pm to
quote:

Can we at least wait until the video of the surfer breaking into the shark’s house surfaces before we pass judgement?



Pretty sure that will be the shark's legit defense.
Posted by TigahTeeth
Georgia
Member since Feb 2016
5212 posts
Posted on 5/9/20 at 9:17 pm to
Send the murder hornets after the shark!
Posted by ClampClampington
Nebraska
Member since Jun 2017
3968 posts
Posted on 5/9/20 at 9:23 pm to
Damn, CA gubmint ain't playin anymore
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
55567 posts
Posted on 5/9/20 at 9:30 pm to
quote:

Damn, CA gubmint ain't playin anymore

I think it has been that way for a while. The closing the beaches for a few days part, anyway.
Posted by Sebastian
Member since Jun 2015
3756 posts
Posted on 5/9/20 at 9:32 pm to
They should wear knights armor big dummies
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
55567 posts
Posted on 5/9/20 at 9:35 pm to
I've told folks that if they hear of me being killed by a shark they can pretty much chalk it up as bad intel. I'm pretty damn certain a shark won't be getting my arse on my front porch.
Posted by Kankles
Member since Dec 2012
5923 posts
Posted on 5/9/20 at 10:09 pm to
I wonder what would happen if you turned a shark loose in a nursing home
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 5/9/20 at 10:51 pm to
quote:

Sharks gotta eat, just like worms....and.......buzzards.



First downvote cause you fricked the line up, loser
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
14532 posts
Posted on 5/9/20 at 11:40 pm to
i thought cali was still on lockdown?
This post was edited on 5/9/20 at 11:43 pm
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
14186 posts
Posted on 5/9/20 at 11:59 pm to
Thought their beaches were closed? Must have been a real rock and roll rebel.
Posted by Hopeful Doc
Member since Sep 2010
15058 posts
Posted on 5/10/20 at 12:03 am to
quote:

The type of shark species that attacked the victim is unknown.



GDGWK
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
21954 posts
Posted on 5/10/20 at 2:08 am to
Good to see that the sharks are ending their quarantine and are now going out for dinner
Posted by cypressbrake3
Member since Oct 2014
3681 posts
Posted on 5/10/20 at 5:49 am to
The surfing world has a nickname for great whites....

"the man in the gray suit"

RIP, young man.
Posted by ELVIS U
Member since Feb 2007
9965 posts
Posted on 5/10/20 at 8:10 am to
Another COVID 19 death by Shark
Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17373 posts
Posted on 5/10/20 at 8:24 am to
quote:

Surfer should have had a mask on



I legit
Posted by TheTigershark
Texas Tiger from Louisiana
Member since Oct 2013
815 posts
Posted on 5/10/20 at 8:36 am to
Probably had preexisting conditions
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