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re: How old were you when you got your first Hemorrhoid?
Posted on 3/3/20 at 5:21 am to Korkstand
Posted on 3/3/20 at 5:21 am to Korkstand
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keep toilet paper in my asscrack for a day, the relief was so wonderful.
The toilet paper in my arse crack managed to fall out of my pants when walking through the office. It was a moment of horror.
Posted on 3/3/20 at 6:47 am to xiv
Have had them for several years, but seems worse since my last colonoscopy. Bought a bidet attachment for my toilet, and between the cool water and not having to clean my arse till it bleeds, it has been remarkable in allowing them to heal and shrink.
Went out of town over the weekend and had to use toilet paper. Opened that sucker up and bled all weekend.
Try the bidet if you're having issues cleaning. It's amazing !
Went out of town over the weekend and had to use toilet paper. Opened that sucker up and bled all weekend.
Try the bidet if you're having issues cleaning. It's amazing !
Posted on 3/3/20 at 6:51 am to Chad504boy
had them removed when i was 3 years old. that has to be a record, right?
Posted on 3/3/20 at 7:39 am to Chad504boy
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How old were you when you got your first Hemorrhoid?
If everyone is being honest and technical, we've all had our hemorrhoids since birth.
The tissue is there in everyone so you don't rip out your a-hole when you shite, acts as sort of a shock absorber.
The problem is when too much blood fills them and then doesn't drain, they become "thrombosed hemorrhoids."
Most of the time, with internal hemorrhoids, people don't know they have an issue unless they bleed or prolapse. External ones are the bothersome type, most of the time.
Having said that, I've had issues with them. Had my first "bad case" at 24 after lifting some stuff. Had them lanced and the clots drained.
Posted on 3/3/20 at 7:39 am to Chad504boy
Mine was in my late 40's... felt like I had a pine cone up my arse.
Thought I would be funny and sent a pic to my gf. Mistake. Took her a year to start licking my a-hole again!
(once healed, of course)
Thought I would be funny and sent a pic to my gf. Mistake. Took her a year to start licking my a-hole again!
(once healed, of course)
Posted on 3/3/20 at 8:26 am to lake chuck fan
I was probably 21 the first time I had to push a 2 inch long hemorrhoid back up into my anus. Pain wasn't that bad so I don't think I've experienced the worst.
Posted on 3/3/20 at 8:28 am to BayooBandit
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Try the bidet
This. I was a few weeks from the knife, got a bidet, and became a tight virgin flower again. No surgery and I still have zero issues years later. When I travel, I notice some irritation, but I've always gotten back to home base before they got bad again.
Wet and wild, baby!
Posted on 3/3/20 at 8:30 am to Chad504boy
32 and never had one... I have a buddy (almost 35) who has been complaining about one for a month or so...
Posted on 3/3/20 at 8:33 am to Northwestern tiger
57 years old. Had them since my forties. Finally had to have the dreaded surgery...a mere 30 days ago. Believe me when I tell you, the first 5 - 10 days afterwards were hell...but worth it.
Posted on 3/3/20 at 8:34 am to Northwestern tiger
You need to see the doctor now. I put it off for years until I couldn’t stand it any longer. That’s a mistake. There’s 3 procedures to get rid of them, depending on the severity. Easiest is “banding” but you have to catch it early. Next is laser surgery.... that’s if it’s too late for Banding. Last and most painful is to surgically have them cut out. Ask me how I know how GD much that hurts.
Posted on 3/3/20 at 8:38 am to Chad504boy
Got my first one 3 weeks ago. Had no idea they were so painful.
I may overdose on Imodium if I get another one so I don't get any urges to poop. That was awful.
I may overdose on Imodium if I get another one so I don't get any urges to poop. That was awful.
Posted on 3/3/20 at 8:47 am to Chad504boy
Just finished healing from my first bout at 37. Theh were external so not as bad. Here is what I did:
1. Check your diet. Eating poorly makes harder to pass bowel movements
2. Drink lots of water
3. Take five supplements
4. Try cleaning in the shower as much as possible or get a bidet. Wiping marathons are not helping anything
5. This may be the biggest one...do not take your cellphone in the bathroom with you. Sitting on the toilet longer puts pressure down there. Finish your business and go
1. Check your diet. Eating poorly makes harder to pass bowel movements
2. Drink lots of water
3. Take five supplements
4. Try cleaning in the shower as much as possible or get a bidet. Wiping marathons are not helping anything
5. This may be the biggest one...do not take your cellphone in the bathroom with you. Sitting on the toilet longer puts pressure down there. Finish your business and go
Posted on 3/3/20 at 9:43 am to Chad504boy
Late 30's I think.
Get some epsom salt, run a bath as hot as you can stand it, and soak in it for 10-15 minutes. Your anus will feel much better afterwards. And increase your fiber intake to help prevent it coming back.
Get some epsom salt, run a bath as hot as you can stand it, and soak in it for 10-15 minutes. Your anus will feel much better afterwards. And increase your fiber intake to help prevent it coming back.
Posted on 3/3/20 at 9:58 am to MaHittaMaHitta
Need the poop stoop. Mimics the natural way.
Posted on 3/3/20 at 10:10 am to Chad504boy
Get yourself some Psyllium Husks Powder and flushable wet wipes. You’d be able to set your watch by what time you go take a dump.
I’m on the 5:45 schedule. Comes out slick and only takes one wipe.
I’m on the 5:45 schedule. Comes out slick and only takes one wipe.
Posted on 3/3/20 at 10:29 am to IH8ThreePutts
I'm not 100% certain its a H but it might be a small one. Its gotten a bit better over the past 24 hours. I've never had any pooping problems so its a bit of a mystery.
Posted on 3/3/20 at 10:34 am to Jim Rockford
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Thirties probably. Occupational hazard of #GAINZ
This. Fringe benefits of heavy squats.
I got a bidet and plenty of Witch Hazel wipes for this.
Posted on 3/3/20 at 1:18 pm to Chad504boy
late 20's/early 30's (can't remember). Drank way too much wild turkey on new years day, got black out drunk and woke up January 2nd with a grape between my arse cheeks. it freaked me out but was gone in a week. that was about 20 years ago and I've never had another one.
Posted on 3/3/20 at 1:40 pm to Chad504boy
I was about 45 and was convinced that I had cancer of the anus. Your best bet is to go and get you some generic miralax and take it before bed every day for the rest of your life.
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