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How old were you when you got your first Hemorrhoid?
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:08 pm
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:08 pm
Asking for a very shy friend. He says it feels like he’s getting stabbed in the a-hole w a little knife.
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Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:10 pm to Chad504boy
36 and dont think I ever had one. But I eat enough fiber to not be forcing out poops. And I dont put stuff in my butt
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:10 pm to Chad504boy
Tell your friend Farquaad to ask his boyfriend
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:12 pm to Chad504boy
Start taking Metamucil now baw
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:13 pm to Chad504boy
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:14 pm to Slagathor
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:14 pm to Chad504boy
Stay off the asphalt
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:15 pm to Chad504boy
Late 40s. Feels like trying to pass a stool with a piece of glass sticking out of it.
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:15 pm to Chad504boy
You been sticking things up there, gaybaw?
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:16 pm to Chad504boy
I got it 5 years ago. I’m 40 now. It’s getting much worse. I think I would need a surgery to cut that shot off soon
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:18 pm to Chad504boy
Thirties probably. Occupational hazard of #GAINZ
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:18 pm to Northwestern tiger
Shy Friend wants to know if it’s possible to finger this thing back where it belongs?
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:20 pm to Chad504boy
It sounds like it would work 
Tell us how it goes.
Tell us how it goes.
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:21 pm to Chad504boy
I used to use Vaseline to keep it lubricated.
Recently wife started using nipple cream because newborn causing her nipple pain.
I tried nipple cream on it and it’s magical. Works better than any Hemorrhoid medication
Recently wife started using nipple cream because newborn causing her nipple pain.
I tried nipple cream on it and it’s magical. Works better than any Hemorrhoid medication
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:21 pm to Chad504boy
quote:
Shy Friend wants to know if it’s possible to finger this thing back where it belongs?
Nope. It’s your man-clitoris now
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:31 pm to Northwestern tiger
quote:
I tried nipple cream on it and it’s magical
GD I love this place.
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:32 pm to Chad504boy
Never.
I use fiber supplements. For the life of me I don't know why everyone doesn't use them. Bowel movements are effortless.
I use fiber supplements. For the life of me I don't know why everyone doesn't use them. Bowel movements are effortless.
This post was edited on 3/2/20 at 9:33 pm
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:33 pm to Chad504boy
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Did you know that every nerve in your body connects at your a-hole?
Laugh, sneeze, cough, hiccup, or burp. They all hurt.
Did you know that every nerve in your body connects at your a-hole?
Laugh, sneeze, cough, hiccup, or burp. They all hurt.
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:35 pm to Chad504boy
Put some ice cubes up your butt for relief.
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:35 pm to Chad504boy
Never had a hemorroid and I'm down for the butt stuff.
You must be like Elton John gay.
You must be like Elton John gay.
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