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re: Dealing with the dregs of society on Facebook Marketplace

Posted on 2/14/20 at 2:44 pm to
Posted by alpinetiger
Salt Lake City
Member since Apr 2017
5864 posts
Posted on 2/14/20 at 2:44 pm to
I don't have FB. Unless something is really valuable, I usually post an ad on Craigs List and ask for some weird items.

One time I sold a set of 10-year old Callaway irons for two jumbo bags of Sour Patch Kids and two jumbo bags of Peanut M&M's.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 2/14/20 at 2:59 pm to
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Posted by L5UT1ger
Member since Feb 2004
2605 posts
Posted on 2/14/20 at 3:24 pm to
If yall love these type of stories, check out choosing beggars on reddit. Pretty funny stuff.
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 2/14/20 at 4:17 pm to
Damn it was easy to find your table on marketplace. Lol.
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21497 posts
Posted on 2/14/20 at 5:33 pm to
Similar thing happened to me. I was giving away something to my reunion class. Told them first one to send me their address would get me. I had about 12 people message me and say, "me,me,me", or "I want it", or some other stuff but not one of them sent me their address. I finally had to repeat myself and say "the first one to send me the address gets it".
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20092 posts
Posted on 2/14/20 at 6:24 pm to
Fallguy,
A neighbor called me one morning to tell me he shot a coyote when he got home at 2am. He used a .22 rifle and hit it in the head. He said as he got out of his car and went inside, he saw it standing about 30 feet away and it just stood there. He came back out with his rifle and shot it. He wanted me to come look at it.
I walked over, saw it was just someone’s pet doggie, and told him to quickly dig a hole and bury it. He was going to post it on Nextdoor and FB as a proud moment.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 2/14/20 at 7:52 pm to
People have gotten appreciably stupider in my lifetime... maybe in the last 5-10 years

Probably worth a spinoff thread, but I try to be semi-respectful here and not start a bunch of threads.
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27024 posts
Posted on 2/14/20 at 8:04 pm to
Are you in Atlanta as your sig suggests?

In Houston/Katy it is pretty good? As a buyer. "Is it available" is just a default to even start talking to the person. I usually try to warn the person though and say "I'm just looking" if I ask for more pics though I am DTB.
Posted by CajunSuperJeff
US military
Member since Dec 2007
588 posts
Posted on 2/14/20 at 8:43 pm to
I used the LetGo app trying to get rid of a love seat for FREE. After lots of the Is it still available questions,I get the "can you bring it to me"? WTF??? NO! it's free, drive your lazy arse over here and pick it up.
Posted by FLTech
the A
Member since Sep 2017
12769 posts
Posted on 2/14/20 at 9:23 pm to
FM is for druggies
Posted by boomtown143
Merica
Member since May 2019
6725 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:13 am to
What's the point of asking "Is this still available"?

You respond "yes"

Then the person doesn't even follow up....wtf


I've gotten plenty of these messages
Posted by Freight Joker
Member since Aug 2019
2792 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:20 am to
The amount of people who will agree on a price or agree to meet and then just vanish is astounding.

Pretty sure one creeper was trying to get with my wife. They agreed to meet and he blocked her when she said I was going to go instead of her.

I did sell my old car on FM for $3K more than the dealership offered. Actually sold it on marketplace on the way home from getting the offer from the dealer.
Posted by double d
Amarillo by morning
Member since Jun 2004
16453 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:24 am to
Saw a girl on facebook this weekend selling a shite ton of used Bikinis....wtf?
Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
2929 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:30 am to
When I've needed to get rid of furniture I've had pretty good experiences. But i'm up front about that if they want it they have to come get it and i'm extremely firm on price.
I find taking venmo and paypal helps as well.. But some still pay in cold hard cash which is just fine as well..
This post was edited on 2/17/20 at 10:35 am
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
6821 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:36 am to
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Lol I’ve seen the “I just lost my job” trick when we tried to sell stuff on there. Don’t waste your time


Yeah, I'd probably have responded with why the frick are they worried about a table with no job
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6524 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:40 am to
Post something for sale for $250

“what is the lowest u will take”

Me: “what is the highest you’ll pay?”

“will u take 100?”

Me: “no, sorry. Best I can do right now is $200.”

(No response, end up selling it to someone else)

Same person about a week later, at 3am:

“will u do $150”
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34520 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:47 am to


You’re friends with two of my port sulphur (SPHS) friends
Posted by DLauw
SWLA
Member since Sep 2011
6086 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:47 am to
I've had pretty good luck with selling there. I don't sell furniture there though. I sell auto parts and whole vehicles. The key is putting details in your ad.
Text in all my ads:
quote:

......

I will not lower the price unless you provide a legitimate website showing it listed cheaper (with shipping).

I will not ship this item.

Do not message me with scams, trades or low-ball offers.


Also, the "Is this available?" is a canned message. It's already in the text field with a blue send button under it. Never respond to those.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57832 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:49 am to
Facebook marketplace around Baton Rouge is a bunch of people who want about 40-50% more than their item is worth and say FIRM
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:51 am to
quote:

Saw a girl on facebook this weekend selling a shite ton of used Bikinis....wtf?


Is she hot?

I might buy just to sniff and jack off to.
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