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My wife just informed me that it is customary

Posted on 1/30/20 at 6:50 pm
Posted by Olric
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2015
2150 posts
Posted on 1/30/20 at 6:50 pm
To provide a "push" gift after having a baby, I told her the only gift she should need is the living breathing thing that she "pushes" out and if she thinks otherwise than she probably isnt ready for a baby and now I'm in trouble.

Have yall heard of this nonsense?

Edit: for the record, we are not currently pregnant just came up in conversation
This post was edited on 1/30/20 at 6:54 pm
Posted by Navajo61490
Baton rouge
Member since Dec 2011
6886 posts
Posted on 1/30/20 at 6:51 pm to
Sounds like an Olive Garden gift card is in your near future
Posted by thermal9221
Youngsville
Member since Feb 2005
14631 posts
Posted on 1/30/20 at 6:51 pm to
Tell her to Shutup
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
129125 posts
Posted on 1/30/20 at 6:52 pm to
quote:

I told her the only gift she should need is the living breathing thing that she "pushes" out


Welp, you are never getting a BJ again unless its from a hooker
Posted by Snoopy04
Republic of Texas
Member since Aug 2015
3207 posts
Posted on 1/30/20 at 6:52 pm to
Wrong battle to pick
Posted by geauxtigers87
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
26872 posts
Posted on 1/30/20 at 6:52 pm to
This is a thing? What the frick
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
12309 posts
Posted on 1/30/20 at 6:52 pm to
Don’t fall for that bullshite. You already gave her a push gift. That’s how the baby happened.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
465366 posts
Posted on 1/30/20 at 6:53 pm to
this is AFTER the babymoon, right?
Posted by ColdTurkey
Where the Buffalo roam...
Member since Nov 2019
7698 posts
Posted on 1/30/20 at 6:53 pm to
Get ready for the custody battle coming, baw
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138058 posts
Posted on 1/30/20 at 6:54 pm to
Tell her you got her 2 mercy stitches
Posted by xiv
Parody. #AdminsRule
Member since Feb 2004
39508 posts
Posted on 1/30/20 at 6:54 pm to
Why do you care how your wife spends her allowance money?
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
22600 posts
Posted on 1/30/20 at 6:54 pm to
If your wife is pissed about not getting hypothetical gifts, that’s not a good sign.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 1/30/20 at 6:55 pm to
Tell your wife that her gift is having you on the hook for 18 years
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
153935 posts
Posted on 1/30/20 at 6:56 pm to
quote:

we are not currently pregnant
just let us know when your water breaks baw
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32980 posts
Posted on 1/30/20 at 6:56 pm to
quote:

Wrong battle to pick

Don't be a bitch.

Push presents are a ridiculous concept.

Customary as of 2012?
Posted by Jibbajabba
Louisiana
Member since May 2011
3920 posts
Posted on 1/30/20 at 6:57 pm to
A push present? A baby moon? A gender reveal party? A baby shower? Jesus Christ. No wonder women get post partem depression. They feel entitled to all that attention and then all of a sudden all of the attention is on the baby instead of them. It is setting them up for failure.

That being said, you should have just said yup, and kept your opinion to yourself on this one.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59055 posts
Posted on 1/30/20 at 6:57 pm to
Had two kids.

Bought zero push presents.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138144 posts
Posted on 1/30/20 at 6:57 pm to
quote:

provide a "push" gift after having a baby
vaginal rejuvenation surgery
Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
7298 posts
Posted on 1/30/20 at 6:58 pm to
Women inventing reasons to buy shite seems to be on an exponential curve.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
103461 posts
Posted on 1/30/20 at 6:58 pm to
Get her a bottle of wine or whatever the frick is her her adult beverage of choice.
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