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re: Are there really no marriageable men in New Orleans?

Posted on 1/20/20 at 10:14 pm to
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67235 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 10:14 pm to
Not anymore than women from anywhere else. They’re just a little more guarded. You just have to give them a good reason to open up.
Posted by SpinYourHead
Member since Jan 2020
25 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 10:16 pm to
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They want to quit their jobs and be stay at home moms.


No, they just want to stay at home.
Posted by OutDamSpot
Member since May 2019
336 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 10:18 pm to
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no, all women are whores and always have been. It's unfortunate you didn't get to enjoy the whores. But I promise you other guys did.


Im sorry that all the women you have ever met have been whores.

I can assure you I didnt miss out on anything worth having by avoiding whores.
This post was edited on 1/20/20 at 10:22 pm
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21999 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 10:20 pm to
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All the baws moved to the Northshore.
Where do the nice single bawettes on the northshore tend to hang out?
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67235 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 10:21 pm to
Seeing as the only reason people live on the north shore is to send their kids to good schools, there’s not a lot of single women in the suburbs except for divorcees with kids.
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81276 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 10:27 pm to
My friend is only single because she's just a bit shy and doesn't really put herself out there, which is surprising she's still single because she's cute, never been married, no kids, educated, has a good job, owns a home, has a great family, has tons of friends, she's athletic and also loves watching sports, cool as hell and far from emotional or crazy.

I keep telling her she's damn near a unicorn
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67235 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 10:34 pm to
Well then introduce her to me and she won’t be single much longer. The only reason I am single is because I neglected my ex-wife while I was working 14 hr shifts in a plant and during law school until she started getting her emotional support from someone else. You already know I have great taste in restaurants because we have all the same favorite places in common. There’s a zero percent chance we don’t already know each other irl, heck, we probably have north of 50 mutual fb friends.

Give your unicorn a shot at me because I’m not going to be on the market for long.

bryndenblackfish@yahoo.com

That’s obviously an email I only use for TD
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20365 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 10:39 pm to
How much cash they make? I may be interested
Posted by doublecutter
Hear & Their
Member since Oct 2003
6607 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 11:05 pm to
Women who don't cook, clean, or suck dick are always asking, "where are all the good guys?"

The good guys are relaxing in their recliners after a great dinner in a clean house, looking forward to getting their dick sucked later that night.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 11:06 pm to
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Well then introduce her to me and she won’t be single much longer. The only reason I am single is because I neglected my ex-wife while I was working 14 hr shifts in a plant and during law school until she started getting her emotional support from someone else. You already know I have great taste in restaurants because we have all the same favorite places in common. There’s a zero percent chance we don’t already know each other irl, heck, we probably have north of 50 mutual fb friends.

Give your unicorn a shot at me because I’m not going to be on the market for long.

bryndenblackfish@yahoo.com

That’s obviously an email I only use for TD



Oh lord this post is cringworthy
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67235 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 11:07 pm to
Shooters shoot, baw. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 11:08 pm to
Well that post was just sad and pathetic.
Posted by Mr Clean
New Iberia
Member since Aug 2006
49716 posts
Posted on 1/21/20 at 12:13 am to
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
9533 posts
Posted on 1/21/20 at 5:58 am to
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Well then introduce her to me and she won’t be single much longer. The only reason I am single is because I neglected my ex-wife while I was working 14 hr shifts in a plant and during law school until she started getting her emotional support from someone else. You already know I have great taste in restaurants because we have all the same favorite places in common. There’s a zero percent chance we don’t already know each other irl, heck, we probably have north of 50 mutual fb friends.

Give your unicorn a shot at me because I’m not going to be on the market for long.

bryndenblackfish@yahoo.com

That’s obviously an email I only use for TD


Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
66032 posts
Posted on 1/21/20 at 6:20 am to
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bryndenblackfish@yahoo.com
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
34128 posts
Posted on 1/21/20 at 6:26 am to
Yea,she has to out herself out there. Dating is a chore but you have to find some new blood
Posted by GulfCoastPoke
Port of Indecision
Member since Feb 2011
1087 posts
Posted on 1/21/20 at 6:39 am to
If they don’t like what they’re catching they need to think about changing the bait.
Posted by Limitlesstigers
Lafayette
Member since Nov 2019
2956 posts
Posted on 1/21/20 at 6:44 am to
If you account for all of the single motherness and obesity in New Orleans, only 10-20% of the women are marriage material.
Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
6633 posts
Posted on 1/21/20 at 6:54 am to
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Well then introduce her to me and she won’t be single much longer. The only reason I am single is because I neglected my ex-wife while I was working 14 hr shifts in a plant and during law school until she started getting her emotional support from someone else. You already know I have great taste in restaurants because we have all the same favorite places in common. There’s a zero percent chance we don’t already know each other irl, heck, we probably have north of 50 mutual fb friends.

Give your unicorn a shot at me because I’m not going to be on the market for long.

bryndenblackfish@yahoo.com

That’s obviously an email I only use for TD


The minor Game of Thrones character makes it funnier.
This post was edited on 1/21/20 at 6:54 am
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112836 posts
Posted on 1/21/20 at 6:55 am to
Nothing gets em soggy like a game of thrones email
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