re: To All of You Who Drive Like a Bat Out of Hell

I have extra time to thank God I didn't get shot by some slow driver cruising on the freeway.

Jerk off in the bathroom while you wait in traffic

I’ve got to get to the grocery store quickly with my 35 items. Lucky for me the 10 items and less line moves quickly so I can get out and back on the road to my next destination.

I’m cool with it as long as they’re not speeding through neighborhoods and parking lots

I drive on a little 2 lane highway 35 minutes to work each way. I drive 58mph. I'm in no hurry to get there and no hurry to get home.

Speaking of driving like idiots...

Why is it that just because I leave enough space between myself and the car in front of me to fit a car, someone (usually a white guy in a pickup) thinks that means he should go into the right lane, speed around me and squeeze into that spot?

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I like to take my time and contemplate, mentally prepare myself for the work day

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Do that shite in the right lane then.

What are you doing that you need 30 minutes to "contemplate" your job every day?

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the right lane jumpers usually get intentional blocking or slowing from me. I like to watch those selfish/dangerous frickers

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Driving slowly in a passing lane is entirely more dangerous.

As is break checking and blocking lanes intentionally to impede traffic.

If you don't want to pass or if you want to drive slowly, stay in the lane designated for that. Otherwise, let people use the left lane for the purpose it was created.

On the interstate I drive my Grand Sport slower than any other car I’ve owned - I don’t want rock dings so I keep some distance between me and the cars in front of me. Otherwise, I drive fast because I enjoy it, not because I’m in a hurry.

Sleep later or have sex longer