Bourbon street adventures?

I bet I know where you got them shoes.

I sucked a dude’s dick for $5. Get this - he thought I was a chick... IN THE 800 BLOCK!!!!

I got a bottled water at one of the stores there, can’t remember the name of store though. I saw a guy smoking a cigarette once

I ate at Johnny Whites.

Because he was on the street screaming "EAT EAT EAT, YOU'RE ON VACATION!"

First time I went into Big Daddys.

I had to take an explosive, adderall shite at Rick’s one late late night. Walked in the bathroom and two huge black dudes were pretty clearly doing blow in there. I asked if I could join em, they yelled at me to gtfo.

So I did and patiently waited for them to leave.

I went to a strip club on an ordinary Tuesday night.

Never go to a Bourbon Street strip club on an ordinary Tuesday night.

I ate a Lucky Dog one time.

bought a beer, took 2 sips and spilled it in the gutter.