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re: 63 years old. Just had my first bar fight.

Posted on 1/12/20 at 6:40 am to
Posted by MexicanTiger97
Member since May 2018
998 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 6:40 am to
quote:

Couldn’t find another way to handle this?


How would you have handled it?
Posted by Sinister1
Metairie
Member since Dec 2007
1872 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 6:46 am to
Did you really say "That's my wife you're attacking" ?
Posted by DevilDagNS
Member since Dec 2017
2687 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 6:56 am to
Does your wife have a shitty attitude? Is she a bitch?
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 7:01 am to
quote:

immediately stood up, pushed the table into him and said, "that's my wife you're attacking." He just sneered and said, "your wife's a bitch". I turned the table (filled with glasses and dishes from dinner) over on him and landed a blow on his right cheek,


frick yea. That’s the kinda commitment to confrontation I like. As soon as you got your answer you handled it.
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
19257 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 7:08 am to
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My wife pulled me aside and thanked me for defending her.


I bet that's not all she pulled last night.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136846 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 7:21 am to
quote:

The a-hole had been flirting with a loser, hippie chick sitting behind him, while sitting next to his wife. The hippie chick wanted a ride to the airport, and he told her that another couple sitting there with us would take her. The wife of that couple told my wife she was uncomfortable with that. My wife, took it upon herself to tell hippie chick that she would need to find another way to get to the airport.


So your wife stuck her nose in stuff that was none of her business

Checks out
Posted by themunch
Earth. maybe
Member since Jan 2007
64745 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 7:24 am to
U Geaux Bro


Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
20033 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 7:30 am to
quote:


Not tonight. I had three days of food poisoning from some bad tea I had purchased


This doesn’t sound right
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23642 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 7:30 am to
No one wants to post that they just got punched out by an old fart
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
3551 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 7:38 am to
Did you offer to pick up the tab for the drinks spilled during the table flipping?
If so, I think it offsets the trashy and may even flip the script to classy.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57437 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 7:44 am to
quote:

Was my SIL's birthday celebration tonight and we were at a restaurant/bar in Grapevine, TX. Without the particulars, one of the couples invited by my SIL, the husband decided he didn't like my wife's attitude about something, and proceeded to flip her off and call her a bitch.

I immediately stood up, pushed the table into him and said, "that's my wife you're attacking." He just sneered and said, "your wife's a bitch". I turned the table (filled with glasses and dishes from dinner) over on him and landed a blow on his right cheek, then was pulled off him by my BIL. The staff came over and stood between us and my SIL told the other couple to leave. My wife pulled me aside and thanked me for defending her.

The a-hole had been flirting with a loser, hippie chick sitting behind him, while sitting next to his wife. The hippie chick wanted a ride to the airport, and he told her that another couple sitting there with us would take her. The wife of that couple told my wife she was uncomfortable with that. My wife, took it upon herself to tell hippie chick that she would need to find another way to get to the airport.

Since this made the a-hole that was flirting with the hippie chick look bad, he didn't like it and that's why the low-life a-hole loser went after my wife. Anyway, I'm 63 years old and this was my first bar fight. I feel really trashy right now.


Quoting for the civil suit coming your way. You're screwed.
This post was edited on 1/12/20 at 7:45 am
Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
6621 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 7:47 am to
Grats on the hero sexy time.
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 7:47 am to
Atta baw
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
101667 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 7:50 am to
Fight at a table in a restaurant is not a “bar fight.”
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58385 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 7:51 am to
I hope your wife attacked your man parts when you got home last night.
Posted by BHM
Member since Jun 2012
3169 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 7:54 am to
quote:

Without the particulars



Proceeds to give particulars.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68425 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 7:58 am to
You flashed that old man strength, good for you.

Problem is, you'll be getting papers in the mail soon.
Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
15895 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 7:58 am to
So is there an age limit for fights at certain restaurants? Sonic 16-30yrs old.
Chilis/Twin Peaks/Hooter 31-65yrs old.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89618 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 8:06 am to
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I feel really trashy


You should have led with that and /thread, IMHO.
Posted by ThatBlondeChick
Nola
Member since Jan 2020
13 posts
Posted on 1/12/20 at 8:09 am to
"My wife, took it upon herself to tell hippie chick that she would need to find another way to get to the airport."

Sounds like she turned into a bitch, warranted but took it out on the wrong person
This post was edited on 1/12/20 at 8:13 am
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