America's Fertility Crisis in One Picture

Probably a good thing he doesn't reproduce.

Why does it seem like liberal men are more likely to wear glasses and be thinner than conservative men?

What grown arse man holds a coffee mug with two hands?

I guess it's easier to wear such tight pants when you have no testicles.

Our nation is so lost

The fact that he's wearing skinny jeans should have been the first clue.

....and then he went inside and sucked his husband's dick.

That's kind of my look except Jordan 1's, much bigger biceps/ thighs / calves, and no jacket vest

He hates Trump because Trump sent homosexuals to concentration camps.

Too fricking lazy to rake the leaves

Imagine being a roughly 40 year old male that spends his limited time on this planet carving multiple pumpkins only to insult a man who will never see or even hear about your act of defiance. Also, on the off chance the pic gets viral enough for the president to see it, he won't give a frick.

Now go a step further and imagine doing all that, then posing like it is the cover of Southern Living's Autumn edition or some shite. frick off you fricking disingenuous hack pussy attention whore.

Couldn't just put a Bernie sign in the yard eh? Not edgy enough? That fricking scarf says Bernie is plenty edgy for this endogenous stick figure.