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Posted on 10/20/19 at 1:32 pm to FLTech
its AIDS
and yall should be embarrassed it took this long for a proper diagnosis
and yall should be embarrassed it took this long for a proper diagnosis
Posted on 10/20/19 at 1:32 pm to FLTech
I had one of those burst while I was shitting and it burnt so bad I was wishing a gay snowman lived in my bathroom
Posted on 10/20/19 at 1:35 pm to CptRusty
Yeah, but at the end of the day I don’t have swollen, dilated or inflamed veins in my lower rectum or around the anus.
Posted on 10/20/19 at 1:36 pm to FLTech
Get whatever you can find with witch hazel. They have some kind of ointment pad that you wipe with and it has a lot of witch hazel. I’ve never had the pleasure of hemroids but my other half has and swears by the witch hazel.
Posted on 10/20/19 at 1:37 pm to FLTech
You got asteroids?
No, but my dad does. Can’t even sit on the toilet some days.
No, but my dad does. Can’t even sit on the toilet some days.
Posted on 10/20/19 at 1:38 pm to FLTech
witch hazel
Posted on 10/20/19 at 1:39 pm to FLTech
Get the prep H or other brand with lidocaine
Posted on 10/20/19 at 1:52 pm to FLTech
Semen buildup
Shove a sharp object up your arse to trigger a release
Shove a sharp object up your arse to trigger a release
Posted on 10/20/19 at 1:53 pm to FLTech
Could be fissures. Fiber and stool softener regimen will help either way. Like for the rest of your life
Posted on 10/20/19 at 1:54 pm to FLTech
Ask your partner if he would let you pitch and him catch for a change.
Posted on 10/20/19 at 1:57 pm to FLTech
Get a rubber donut, an ice bag, and suck up your pride. Also, get some wet wipes and prep H tubes from Costco, you must be heavily armed and have plenty of ammunition if this is to work. Squirt half of the tube up your hole each time. Stay away from spicy and acidic foods (see FODMAP diet) Good Luck and Godspeed
You can also ask your Boo to check them if you never want the secks again in your lifetime.
You can also ask your Boo to check them if you never want the secks again in your lifetime.
This post was edited on 10/20/19 at 2:04 pm
Posted on 10/20/19 at 2:02 pm to elcid
Tucks pads/wipes (witch hazel) helps.
Limit bathroom breaks (and sitting in general).
Limit bathroom breaks (and sitting in general).
Posted on 10/20/19 at 2:19 pm to GoHoGsGo06
Get one of those donut cushions to sit on.Lie to your co-workers,tell them you fell on your tailbone.
Posted on 10/20/19 at 2:42 pm to LSUA 75
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Get one of those donut cushions to sit on.Lie to your co-workers,tell them you fell on your tailbone.
Used to work with a guy who had to go to Norway with his boss, to get called on the carpet and pointed back in the right direction.
My colleague developed a severe case of hemorrhoids over there, probably from the stress and the inhumanities of international air travel. (I also thought maybe the boss was packing his fudge, but IDK.)
He badly wanted an arse-pillow, but medical supplies in Norway do not come cheap. So he spent his two-week sojourn there sitting on a Barney the Dinosaur floatie.
Posted on 10/20/19 at 2:43 pm to FLTech
Nupercainal works wonders
Posted on 10/20/19 at 2:43 pm to OceanMan
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Fiber and stool softener regimen will help either way. Like for the rest of your life
This is no joke. After suffering for quite some time, it wasn’t until I cleaned up my diet with fruits and veggies and plenty of water and I’ve been good for several years.
An apple a day helps too.
Good luck to you.
Posted on 10/20/19 at 2:46 pm to FLTech
Sounds like you’ve got a pushed out grishka
Posted on 10/20/19 at 2:54 pm to FLTech
Let me take a look. What is your address, please?
Posted on 10/20/19 at 2:59 pm to fr33manator
I have lots of experience with Anal issues since I had radiation treatment for rectal cancer.
Lots of good advice in this thread but I would like to add that warm baths/soaking helps a bunch but it is short term. I would make very sure that the area is clean after each bowel movement.
Also, call the doc and get some cortisone cream and some lidocaine cream. Mix the two together on your finger and apply liberally. Do this after each bowel movement and it will help a bunch.
The lidocaine cream numbs the external area and the cortisone reduces inflammation.
The witch hazel also helps with inflammation but not as well as cortisone cream. Another issue is witch hazel can also burn pretty bad when first applied at least it burned me LOL.
Good luck that is one type of pain that is very, very tough to deal with since there isn't much you can do to heal them quick.
Lots of good advice in this thread but I would like to add that warm baths/soaking helps a bunch but it is short term. I would make very sure that the area is clean after each bowel movement.
Also, call the doc and get some cortisone cream and some lidocaine cream. Mix the two together on your finger and apply liberally. Do this after each bowel movement and it will help a bunch.
The lidocaine cream numbs the external area and the cortisone reduces inflammation.
The witch hazel also helps with inflammation but not as well as cortisone cream. Another issue is witch hazel can also burn pretty bad when first applied at least it burned me LOL.
Good luck that is one type of pain that is very, very tough to deal with since there isn't much you can do to heal them quick.
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