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Advice on how to best shave my balls..

Posted on 8/23/19 at 11:50 am
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36776 posts
Posted on 8/23/19 at 11:50 am
So I, being the respectable and considerate gentleman to my wife (no pics) that I am, do participate in the art of manscaping.

Typically I take care of this every weekend with a set of wahl trimmers for up top and a razor for down below.

However, there are times I get busy and forget for a extra week or so... and my lawn has turned into something between a hayfield and young growth forest.

This is where the trouble begins, the razor is no longer the weed trimmer that I need for my boys. They need a step up from the mower to a bushhog.

The wahl trimmers work, but I have to be EXTREMELY careful. And it's very time consuming.

Anyone found a good solution for this situation? Would some type of beard trimmer be better?

Thanks for any advice and for your incoming downvotes.



Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12535 posts
Posted on 8/23/19 at 11:51 am to
This seems like a hairy situation...
Posted by BigD45
The Boot!
Member since Feb 2007
2228 posts
Posted on 8/23/19 at 11:51 am to
Straight razor! Enjoy!
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 8/23/19 at 11:51 am to
get em waxed
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15349 posts
Posted on 8/23/19 at 11:52 am to
Gotta look respectable for your boyfriend eh?

You should use nair. It doesn't burn or hurt at all.
Posted by LSUJML
Central
Member since May 2008
52004 posts
Posted on 8/23/19 at 11:52 am to
Nair

Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
79709 posts
Posted on 8/23/19 at 11:52 am to
Put on a wig and dress and go to Canada.
Posted by TwoFace
Member since Mar 2018
1296 posts
Posted on 8/23/19 at 11:52 am to
Gorilla tape.... apply, wait 10 minutes then rip off.
Posted by Quintona
Member since Mar 2019
739 posts
Posted on 8/23/19 at 11:54 am to
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
12584 posts
Posted on 8/23/19 at 11:54 am to
Lots of Magic Gold Fragrant Shaving Powder and a straight razor. Practically falls off.
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
5024 posts
Posted on 8/23/19 at 11:55 am to
Life hack: Rub some icy hot on your balls. It's soothing and will remove the hair at the same time.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 8/23/19 at 11:55 am to
Step 1: ask your wife for your balls.
Step 2: shave balls
Step 3: give balls back to wife.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36776 posts
Posted on 8/23/19 at 11:55 am to
quote:

Nair


Seems more time consuming the the wahl trimmers.
Posted by jmon
Loisiana
Member since Oct 2010
10198 posts
Posted on 8/23/19 at 11:55 am to
#aggieboard

Posted by Larry_Hotdogs
Texas
Member since Jun 2019
1940 posts
Posted on 8/23/19 at 11:55 am to
Are you referring to a merkin?
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
79709 posts
Posted on 8/23/19 at 11:56 am to
quote:

Are you referring to a merkin?


"Jessica" Yaniv.
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34911 posts
Posted on 8/23/19 at 11:56 am to
Bro grab your nutsack with a firm grip and spread your ball sack skin out and carefully shave it, one small section at a time... don’t EVER try to shave your sack when it’s just hanging there

I would recommend a high end hand held razor. Not electric
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
21807 posts
Posted on 8/23/19 at 12:00 pm to
quote:

get em waxed



True OT BAWS get 'em lasered.
Posted by Buryl
Member since Sep 2016
1034 posts
Posted on 8/23/19 at 12:00 pm to
Dont get your balls caught in the Wahl. Pick up some trimmers specifically made for the ol nutsack area.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36776 posts
Posted on 8/23/19 at 12:00 pm to
quote:


I would recommend a high end hand held razor. Not electric


I love when people respond with advice without even reading the post.
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