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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)

Posted on 8/14/19 at 4:57 am to
Posted by Relham10
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Posted on 8/14/19 at 4:57 am to
You might need to get on some PEDs
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
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Posted on 8/14/19 at 5:18 am to
Can you run 7mph for 29 minutes? If so, you are golden.
Posted by TopFlightSecurity
Watertown, NY
Member since Dec 2018
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Posted on 8/14/19 at 5:21 am to
29 minutes is easy as hell as long as you aren't morbidly obese.
Posted by Asharad
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Posted on 8/14/19 at 5:47 am to
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Running less than a 10 minute mile pace should be easily doable at any age unless you’re just obese.
Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 8/14/19 at 6:34 am to
UPDATE

Ran for the first time last night. Terrain was flat sidewalk ( race route will be closed off downtown streets). I was sucking wind after the first mile and somehow was able to make it to 1.5 before I had to stop. I was blazing for the first mile though, with my app telling me I was at a 9.30 pace. Surprisingly, I ran the .5 miles at just over 10 minutes. It felt much slower than a 10 minute pace, but this is my first time doing this, so what do I know. The second half was a disaster. I walked for about 5 minutes to regain my composure and did the rest in intervals. Jog 30 seconds, walk 30 seconds. Overall I went 2.7 miles in about 36 minutes. The soreness is kicking in this morning, especially in the upper thighs. Feels a little sweet actually. It feels like what I've imagined a period feels like.

I'll take it easy until Saturday and try to rest up. I ran about 2 hours after dinner and could definitely still feel the food on my stomach. I'm thinking about having a big carb filled lunch (based on what I read here and other sources) on Friday and then going on a 20 or so hour fast leading up to race time. (8am Saturday). Feeling a little bit lighter can't hurt the cause. I still plan on walking the route at some point on Friday just to familiarize myself with the area.

They say your biggest improvement when overcoming obstacles comes on the second attempt. I would be lying though if I said I'm feeling more confident after the test run. Maybe I'm neutral. Here's hoping passion, love, and an athletic drive propels me to victory on Saturday.
This post was edited on 8/14/19 at 6:39 am
Posted by Rouge
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Posted on 8/14/19 at 6:36 am to
Hahahah

The lactic acid isn't done yet

You aren't going to be able to move tomorrow
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 8/14/19 at 6:40 am to
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Rouge


He should have a banana and a couple cups of coffee about 30 minutes before starting time.... Get things moving so he has that additional issues.. Ha.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 8/14/19 at 6:42 am to
I offered suggestions. You need to adhere to suggestions or all of this is futile. Your outlook is grim.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 8/14/19 at 6:44 am to
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I was blazing for the first mile
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I was at a 9.30 pace.

Umm, no. You're in trouble. Where are you located? The problem for experienced runners this time of year is the heat and humidity in the South. Perhaps you'll be more immune to it.
My advice is to use something to monitor your pace, an app, a Garmin GPS, so that you won't go blasting off trying to keep up with the runners in front of you. It still happens to most, so be careful.
You don't want to go out at a 8:00 pace for the first mile and by mile 3, you're clocking an 11:30 pace
Posted by Ingeniero
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Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 8/14/19 at 6:44 am to
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I was sucking wind after the first mile and somehow was able to make it to 1.5 before I had to stop. I was blazing for the first mile though, with my app telling me I was at a 9.30 pace. Surprisingly, I ran the .5 miles at just over 10 minutes. It felt much slower than a 10 minute pace, but this is my first time doing this, so what do I know. The second half was a disaster. I walked for about 5 minutes to regain my composure and did the rest in intervals. Jog 30 seconds, walk 30 seconds. Overall I went 2.7 miles in about 36 minutes.


Oh you're super fricked
Posted by Cdawg
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Posted on 8/14/19 at 6:46 am to
You got this baw!

I have faith you will finish under 30 AND get laid this weekend.
Posted by BCMCubs
Colorado
Member since Nov 2011
22146 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 6:57 am to
Lol 29 minutes is slooooow.

Should have just said “I have two felonies and am behind on child support.”

Wouldve gotten you in the door without having to run
Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
6649 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 6:58 am to
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Umm, no. You're in trouble. Where are you located?


Birmingham. It's going to be hot, but with a start time of 8am, I'm not too worried about the temperature.

Do I need to buy running shorts? Current plan is to wear some basketball shorts that fall at the knee cap. Gotta look the part though!
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 8/14/19 at 7:01 am to
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Current plan is to wear some basketball shorts that fall at the knee cap. Gotta look the part though!


You gonna borrow someone else's legs?
Posted by 337Tigah
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Posted on 8/14/19 at 7:04 am to
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whoisnickdobbs


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Okay, here's what you really do. Get as many friends as you can do go to the race. If you can get like 5 friends to show up you just raised $200 for the object of your obsession's charity.Run the race as best you can. When your slow arse finally catches up to her at the finish after she's had 2 or 3 beers come clean. Tell her you've never run a day in your life but you wanted to impress her. She'll think it's adorable, yall will have a good laugh, and she'll give you all the sex you can handle.



This is solid info. OP should strongly consider doing this.
This post was edited on 8/14/19 at 7:07 am
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
63029 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 7:05 am to
If I wasn't busy I ought to go up and watch.
Would become an OT legendary video.
Please tell me this race will not be hilly. I hope it's going on downtown where it's flat.
Hills are terrible for running.
Oh, and 8 AM is still hot enough. Just hope it's overcast
Posted by Oddibe
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Posted on 8/14/19 at 7:05 am to
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Do I need to buy running shorts? Current plan is to wear some basketball shorts that fall at the knee cap. Gotta look the part though!
It doesn’t matter what you wear. Based on your post about your test run she will realize you lied about your ability.
Posted by Cousin Key
Member since Dec 2017
982 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 7:08 am to
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Do I need to buy running shorts? Current plan is to wear some basketball shorts that fall at the knee cap.


Yes, buy running shorts. You need to commit to the lie.
Posted by Ingeniero
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Member since Dec 2013
18432 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 7:11 am to
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Do I need to buy running shorts? Current plan is to wear some basketball shorts that fall at the knee cap. Gotta look the part though!

If you show up in basketball shorts, she and everyone there is going to know you're not running under 29. Might as well go to TJ Maxx and get some clearance 7" inseam running shorts.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51521 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 7:13 am to
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Ran for the first time last night. Terrain was flat sidewalk ( race route will be closed off downtown streets). I was sucking wind after the first mile and somehow was able to make it to 1.5 before I had to stop.


Well yeah. That's to be expected. Throughout the bullshite posts in this thread, there were a few accurate posts telling you that it'd be hard to get off the couch and run a sub-30 5k.

29 minutes is a solid middle-of-the-pack time in a regular community 5k event.
This post was edited on 8/14/19 at 7:15 am
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