re: Do you pee in the shower?

I pissed on my wife’s leg in the shower. At the time she did not know that I did it. When we got out and settled in for bed I told what I had done. She absolutely lost her shite screaming and yelling at me. I finally had to lie to her and said I made it up just to calm her arse down.

Lesson learned

In the mornings, I hold it until I get in the shower

Almost every time.

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I pee first thing then use many different cleaning products to clean from head to toe.

How is that gross?

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You pee sitting down

Every day since I was like 17

Every chance I get!

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Make fun of me if you want, but I think peeing in the shower is gross and waffle stomping is fricking disgusting. Toilets exist for a reason.

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Sure, it definitely seems that way when first presented with the idea. But when you actually think about how the crust around your a-hole, ball cheese, dead skin, sweat, dirt, etc. is being washed off of your body into the tub and down the drain, then it doesn't seem gross at all. And you save money and water from less flushes.

Im not a nasty mfr so no

You're not a fricking man if you don't pee in the shower.

Hell no.

I piss in the back yard.