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Kelton Global Survey: 62% of women polled find "dad bods" sexy

Posted on 7/2/19 at 1:39 pm
Posted by OrangeBoi
Earth
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Posted on 7/2/19 at 1:39 pm
LINK

Women lie even on anonymous surveys
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 7/2/19 at 1:40 pm to
I guess pizza is the only thing you find delightful......




who would have thunk people like and dislike multiple things.
Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
24735 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 1:40 pm to
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The survey, which was in conjunction with fitness franchise Planet Fitness, interviewed over 2,000 Americans ages 18 and over.

I don’t think it’s wrong to be suspicious of the “gym” that gives out pizza, candy, and bagels to their customers.


Plus this is Germans
This post was edited on 7/2/19 at 1:42 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134060 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 1:41 pm to
Just wait until I tell her not to touch my thermostat.
Posted by bricksandstones
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 7/2/19 at 1:43 pm to
Not this thread again
Posted by MickeyLikesDags21
Member since Apr 2019
6641 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 1:44 pm to
All that means is 62% of the women polled are obese
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 7/2/19 at 1:45 pm to
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Women virtue signal even on anonymous surveys


Fify
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37536 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 1:45 pm to
Has your internet been turned off for like 6 weeks?
Posted by elposter
Member since Dec 2010
26633 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 1:46 pm to
But those are the 62% that are ugly/fat and know that they aren't ever doing better than "dad bod" anyway. So their survival instincts tell them they better find it sexy.
Posted by Allthatfades
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 7/2/19 at 1:46 pm to
They only find the dad bod sexy if the dad bod has money
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 1:47 pm to
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Women lie even on anonymous surveys



I know my wife doesn't want me to have some out of control beer belly, but she also doesn't want me to look like a shredded meat head.

She's in fantastic shape FWIW.

My dad bod looks like somebody who used to play sports a lot and be in good shape, but now doesn't have time to be in peak physical shape. Still no belly really, but no ripped muscles either.

Think something like this:




(yes, I just googled dad bod and I feel ashamed)
This post was edited on 7/2/19 at 1:49 pm
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 7/2/19 at 1:49 pm to
I don't even think I know what a dad bod is

I always thought it was a dude who looked like he was in good physical shape but wasn't really hitting the gym. Does a little cardio and is pretty healthy or something.

Posted by FulshearTiger
Member since Jul 2015
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Posted on 7/2/19 at 1:50 pm to
That doesn't look like someone that played sports a lot and used to be in really great shape. It's called being fat and out of shape.
Posted by MickeyLikesDags21
Member since Apr 2019
6641 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 1:50 pm to
That is what a dad bod is supposed to look like. Somewhere along the way the dad bod gained 50 pounds
Posted by 91TIGER
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
19327 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 1:52 pm to



Posted by 995webmaster
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2007
3780 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 1:53 pm to
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Somewhere along the way the dad bod gained 50 pounds


The dad bod is yet another victim of the obesity epidemic.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
59467 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 1:53 pm to
yeah i see obese fricks saying they have "dad bods" now
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 1:54 pm to
they want a man thats not gonna frick around on them, one who is loyal and devoted, the type that will support them and their kids and keep them safe, then they go find jodie when they want to get their rocks off

women are more dishonest then men because men are honest about why they frick around, women cant even admit it to themselves

everyone gets exited by a firm tone body, women should just stop lying about it, getting horny by looking at hard bodies doesnt mean you will cheat, it just means you are normal
This post was edited on 7/2/19 at 1:56 pm
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 1:55 pm to
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That doesn't look like someone that played sports a lot and used to be in really great shape. It's called being fat and out of shape.





That was Eli Manning during the prime of his career as an NFL quarterback. I'm sure he wasn't completely out of shape. It just looks like it because he eats cheeseburgers and drinks beer on top of regular exercise to stay in decent shape (which is what a dad bod is).

Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 1:56 pm to
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That is what a dad bod is supposed to look like. Somewhere along the way the dad bod gained 50 pounds



Yeah, exactly.

Somewhere people decided dad bod meant big beer belly.

That isn't the case. It's a relatively in shape guy, who used to be a decent athlete in HS/college, but is now without strong muscle tone.


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