What are some of your cringiest moments?

I was on a heater at the craps table and was trying to hold my pee until I had a break.

Didn't make it. Pissed on myself at the craps table at 5 in the morning.

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I was going into a suite in an office building. Everything about the door of the suite indicated it was a pull door. I pulled it about 5 times and it wouldn't move and someone on the other side then pulled it, making me realize it was a push door.

basically everything I did from the ages of 15-25

That awkward moment when the "dead" hooker jumps out of the trunk and runs, it gets worse when it becomes apparent she can run faster in one high heel then you can with the Tyvek suit around your knees and the slick booties on your shoes.

Pro tip, don't open the trunk until the hole is dug.

Was thinking of this topic the other day.

Mizzou had just joined the SEC and the Rant was giving us all kinds of hell for not fitting in. That spring, we had a college formal trip to Memphis. I decided (drunkenly) that I was going to walk around Beale Street all night talking with a very heavy, fake (and terrible) Southern drawl while letting people know I was from Missouri. I specifically recall chatting with one of the bartenders and asking "Do y'all think we're yankees over in Missouri?" to which he sheepishly shook his head no, just being nice.

Every now and then that interaction pops in my head and makes me cringe down to my core. Hopefully I never see any of those people again

Anybody remember the guy that posted about his first meeting with new employers and starting babbling then broke out in tears for unknown reasons? Still the most cringeworthy thing I believe I have ever read here or anywhere. Still laughing and cringing at that story.

When I was 14 I slipped and fell in the center of the food court at the riverchase galleria while I was walking from Sbarro to the table. The pizza stuck to my shirt. That place was full of girls. I wanted to crawl into a hole and die.

One time I was in Houston for work and had to go to a meeting and they started talking about ways they can attract more young people to hire.

My first thought was to promote the fact that there are a lot of older people who will all be retiring in the next several years so they will have opportunity to move up, possibly faster than they would at many other places.

No one said anything and just kind of looked at me. I probably gave them a look as to say "let's be honest here. Am I wrong?". One guy said "I plan on working until they kick me out of here". Everyone kind of chuckled and moved on.

Most of the people were from that office and the others were from different offices in other states. So I had just met them all either that day or the day before.

I got a text later that day saying "you trying to get rid of all the old people?" from my manager. When I got back he was laughing about the whole thing. Evidently there were some in that meeting who didn't appreciate me saying that. The person telling him, was in the meeting as well and said that she cringed when I said it.. So evidently that was a supposedly cringe moment for me, but I was being realistic. It's not my fault me being realistic offended some people...