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re: Why does Gordon McKernan think anyone cares about his family or his dogs?

Posted on 3/13/19 at 8:19 am to
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 3/13/19 at 8:19 am to
Humanizing himself so people will forget what a shitbag he is.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80548 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 8:20 am to
Gordon came and got a partner from a local blue blood here when he wanted to get into maritime, and actually one of our associates went to work for him not too long ago. I think you're right in that the established firms will keep their clients, and we've even had some former clients of his that comes to us because they either were not happy with the final numbers or just felt like a tiny part of a much larger machine.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 3/13/19 at 8:22 am to
i think it may just be a boom/flash because i don't think they're going to get the same repeat customers due to that

Lafayette and esp LC don't have those mills. places like BR/Nola are filled with them so that's what people expect. i think they're going to hurt their reputation and lose the repeat customers and i'm curious what happens then

none of my clients who used them had anything good to say about them after the fact
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 8:23 am to
You're thinking about the G brah.

It worked.
Posted by Glock17
Member since Oct 2007
22457 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 8:25 am to
My wife and I recently drove from the Denham Springs exit to the Dalrymple exit, and I think we counted somewhere around 5-6 McKernan billboards. I'd love to see what his marketing budget it. If anyone wonders why our car insurance rates are so high, he's part of the problem
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
156218 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 8:28 am to
I prefer Dudley DeBosier. They’re the official injury lawyers of the LSU Fightin ‘ Tigers.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57573 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 8:28 am to
I recently saw one of his billboards that was a billboard of his billboards on an interstate

This post was edited on 3/13/19 at 8:31 am
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112912 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 8:33 am to
what gordon is doing doesn't seem sustainable in the long haul

appears almost as if he's going all in for a few years to cash in and will just kind of let things fade after a while.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18968 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 8:34 am to
DAMNIT!!! I read this thread and now I am getting Gordon ads at the top of the page. I propose that Speedy is a secret Gordon agent.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
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Posted on 3/13/19 at 8:34 am to




GLOW UP
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53504 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 8:37 am to
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No, Riley is the brunette who works at his office and dates a douchey frat boy with a super punchable face

Sorry he’s taking your cases baw

Morris just doesn’t have the pull he used to
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112912 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 8:38 am to
D & D
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 9:25 am to
He has the most forced, unnatural looking "dynamic speaker" physical gesticulations of any of the TV lawyers, and that is amid heavy competition. How can a guy manage to be MORE awkward and goofy than Dudley Douchebags or Spencer Callahan?
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
11343 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 11:43 am to
I never understood why people hire a TV lawyer they never even meet, let alone have representing them. Anytime I run into someone that hired Gordon or Bart etc. I ask if they ever met Gordon or Bart or Dudley Douche and the answer is always never.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 11:48 am to
Spencer has Odell level hands catching a football baw
Posted by Mr Clean
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49923 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 11:49 am to
Laborde and Earles play catch with Kamara.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 3/13/19 at 11:49 am to
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This post was edited on 3/13/19 at 11:56 am
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11464 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 11:58 am to
Someone made a good point to me not long ago.... We are watching a real life brewster's millions situation unfold and it's Gordon at the center. He has one month to unload 5 billion or he dosen't get a dime. Naturally he's decided to blow a ton of that on commercials, but ran out of things to make a comercial about....so commercial about my son's football career, commercial about my daughter going to college, commercial about my daughter coming back from college...frick still have to spend 2.8 billion...ummm commercial about the new dog!!!
Posted by TigerChief10
Member since Dec 2012
10858 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 12:36 pm to
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Hey dumbass, the point of advertising is to get your brand out there. You are doing just that for him right now. You lose

These takes are the absolute worst.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57573 posts
Posted on 3/13/19 at 12:42 pm to
Why is he running out of time and why does he have to spend all his money?
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