re: My report from Disney College program

Are you Mickey or Minnie?

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fed some Bullshite that straight guys were in demand

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and you believed it. Do you think a hetero girl excited about Minnie, Daisy, and princesses craves penis?

You deserve your plight.

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Disney College program

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This aint it all its cracked up to be.

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Disney College Program? What the frick they teach? And what can you do with a degree from Disney College?

Here's the thing. If you're a guy, and you're capable, you should be smashing coeds like there's no tomorrow there.

I had 2 friends who worked at Disney during college. 1 remarked on how amazing it was and it was the most fun she's ever had in her life. The other said she hated it, hates Disney World, Mickey Mouse, and anything Disney is apart of.

So i don't know what to make of the place. Good luck making it through. I've never worked Disney, but I can relate to working a shite job. Just go to work, keep your nose down, make your money, and go home. It will all be over soon.

Hate to break it to you but you’re doing it wrong.

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thinking of quitting

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You should. Had a friend do it years ago. He lost money. fricked no one. Hated his co-workers. Found the people vapid and stupid by and large. I think he made one friend. That's it. He said it was one of the worst experiences of his life.

I don't understand why people do it. There's no prestige to it. "Cool you waited tables at Disney World for next to no pay, why should I be impressed as a potential employer?" And to make it worse, they pay dogshit. You should quit, go home and find a real job.

My sister in law did the program. Had a better experience than my friend, but ultimately she admitted it did nothing for her. She was interested in trying to get into event planning and Disney is obviously a place for that. But to get into that part of the program takes being in another program for a year first, and then there's like 1 spot or something in the event planning department for someone to fill. She made one or two friends, lost money, and ultimately didn't like her experience.

Let your story and their stories be cautionary tales to people thinking about this program. It's fricking terrible and is for gullible, awkward, directionless kids to go try to find an awkward frick after college. That's it. And they can afford to not get paid enough to cover rent.

Get some weed

Bitches love to smoke weed and frick.

If that still doesnt work at least you got weed