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Anybody else dry their wiener tip with toilet paper after urinating?

Posted on 12/29/18 at 5:13 pm
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
41655 posts
Posted on 12/29/18 at 5:13 pm
Am I the only one? Don’t want a pee dot on my khaki’s, bro.
Posted by RummelTiger
Official TD Sauces Club Member
Member since Aug 2004
93091 posts
Posted on 12/29/18 at 5:14 pm to
Seems like you have a weak urethra - might wanna see a doctor...
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138187 posts
Posted on 12/29/18 at 5:15 pm to
I just tuck it back into my sock
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29618 posts
Posted on 12/29/18 at 5:15 pm to
I just wear a pad.
Posted by dred24
In the south
Member since Nov 2006
1299 posts
Posted on 12/29/18 at 5:15 pm to
Dude. Just shake it off.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 12/29/18 at 5:15 pm to
I pee outside as God intended.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18305 posts
Posted on 12/29/18 at 5:15 pm to
You practice on your boyfriend?
Posted by uptowntiger84
uptown
Member since Jul 2011
5189 posts
Posted on 12/29/18 at 5:16 pm to
No need to dry your imaginary wiener tip. When you start a topic like this everyone knows you have a vagina.
Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
28819 posts
Posted on 12/29/18 at 5:16 pm to
I wear yellow socks to hide the stains
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
13557 posts
Posted on 12/29/18 at 5:16 pm to
That's called a Dicktex
Posted by DrunkerThanThou
Unfortunately Mississippi
Member since Feb 2013
2846 posts
Posted on 12/29/18 at 5:16 pm to
Shake it but no more than twice. After that you’re just playing with it
This post was edited on 12/29/18 at 5:17 pm
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53162 posts
Posted on 12/29/18 at 5:16 pm to
quote:

Dude. Just shake it off.

You can beat it, slap it or slam it against the wall but when you put it your pants the last drip is going to fall.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
41655 posts
Posted on 12/29/18 at 5:19 pm to
quote:

You can beat it, slap it or slam it against the wall but when you put it your pants the last drip is going to fall.



^^^^^This
Posted by RummelTiger
Official TD Sauces Club Member
Member since Aug 2004
93091 posts
Posted on 12/29/18 at 5:19 pm to
quote:

You can beat it, slap it or slam it against the wall but when you put it your pants the last drip is going to fall.




It's so true, though.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133693 posts
Posted on 12/29/18 at 5:21 pm to
No...but the older I get...I think my balls are getting longer.
When it’s cold and


i’m Taking a dump
Sometimes it feels like i’m Pissing on my balls.

This ever happen to anyone else?
Posted by Thomascooleybaw
Member since May 2018
17 posts
Posted on 12/29/18 at 5:24 pm to
You are doing it wrong.
You got to shake it, shake it like a polorid picture Baw
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 12/29/18 at 5:27 pm to
The tip? I have to do several inches more than that.



















Hypospadias is a bitch.
Posted by cj35
Member since Jan 2014
6153 posts
Posted on 12/29/18 at 5:33 pm to
your wife takes care of that for me. she licks off any residual moisture.
Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
12457 posts
Posted on 12/29/18 at 5:34 pm to
quote:

You can beat it, slap it or slam it against the wall but when you put it your pants the last drip is going to fall.

That’s why you squeeze it from the base to the tip to get out that last drop.
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
20006 posts
Posted on 12/29/18 at 5:38 pm to
After the mess I made showering your girl, I’m not too worried about a little dot on my boxers.
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