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5 Things you should never say to a horse girl

Posted on 12/12/18 at 5:27 am
Posted by Placebeaux
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Posted on 12/12/18 at 5:27 am
1) The horse does all the work.
2) You must have a rich daddy
3) You're like obsessed with your horse
4) Its just a horse
5) You ride horse? What else are you good at riding?

She has to have a rich daddy amirite?
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
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Posted on 12/12/18 at 5:35 am to
Nay
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 5:37 am to
Sex In The City sucked
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18547 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 5:47 am to
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Horse girl


“Why am I even taking to you? You’re a horse. You have no grasp of the English language.”
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68471 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 6:02 am to
"Whoa girl"
Posted by GusMcRae
Deep in the heart of the Big Sleazy
Member since Oct 2008
3710 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 6:02 am to
Why the long face?
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
20843 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 6:12 am to
My experience is that horse women suffer from depression and mental illness at a far higher rate than average. Something about horses attracts the real damaged/crazy types.

A psych student should write a thesis or dissertation on the issue.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 12/12/18 at 6:13 am to
quote:

Horse girl



Posted by Dead End
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2013
21237 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 6:25 am to
quote:

horse girls


They're typically freaks.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 12/12/18 at 7:02 am to



No rich daddy I skimp on life so my horses can live well.

Twenty, it’s probably because horses are better than therapy.
This post was edited on 12/12/18 at 7:03 am
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25592 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 7:07 am to
The best times I had when single involved horse girls. They were mostly from money families, had good if occasionally snotty personalities, wore tight riding pants and were in good shape.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73584 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 7:08 am to
quote:

5 Things you should never say to a horse girl


mine is bigger
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
Location: Classified
Member since Nov 2011
38196 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 7:11 am to
I tell them "I'm hung like a horse."
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
21498 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 7:26 am to
"You look like you dont bathe".
This post was edited on 12/12/18 at 7:26 am
Posted by LarryDavid
Los Angeles
Member since Sep 2010
4207 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 7:28 am to
It's cold in the barn Wilbur.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 7:29 am to
Those lines stirrup trouble?
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
20411 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 7:30 am to
"Save a horse...ride a cowboy"
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 7:36 am to
Horse girl and crazy girl are exactly the same. Both will stab you in your sleep one day.
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
60327 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 7:37 am to
Glue factory jokes do not go over well.
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
4063 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 7:39 am to
There's a big difference between a rich horse girl and a ranch horse girl.
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