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re: 5 Things you should never say to a horse girl

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Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 12/12/18 at 10:19 am to
10 reasons to date a horse girl

Slag, I can’t find it. This one is funny.
Posted by TOSOV
Member since Jan 2016
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Posted on 12/12/18 at 10:19 am to
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you should listen to a female voice over the radio, something about the frequency/pitch that makes it sound worse than nails on a chalkboard, makes me cringe and think "get your arse back in the kitchen already!"



Ha. Thats just in general though. Why I hate women sports commentators.

I like horse girls that are a bit bo-legged. Mmmmmm sexy. Does it mean they will have arthritic hips as they get older though??
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 12/12/18 at 10:20 am to
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way back when, when a woman transmitted on the radio, wasn't to uncommon to hear someone else say something like, "shouldn't be letting the flight attendant talk on the radio," or "ah, daddy let his little girl talk on the radio"


The last time I heard that one I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.

Apsy, that one's cute too!
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 12/12/18 at 10:23 am to
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Why I hate women sports commentators.

most are pretty bad, they seem to either have the nasally high pitched twang(like Erin Andrews,) or try to go for the Walter Cronkite bull dike sound, not much in between and they're all pretty bad, but I know why they're there, c'est la vie
Posted by 777Tiger
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Posted on 12/12/18 at 10:25 am to
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The last time I heard that one I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.

I said way back when
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
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Posted on 12/12/18 at 10:25 am to
LET'S JUST KILL ALL THE WOMEN!
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 12/12/18 at 10:25 am to
Ugh. I wish I could find the other one. It was great.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 12/12/18 at 10:26 am to
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LET'S JUST KILL ALL THE WOMEN!

let's let them finish the beta testing on the sexbots first, then we'll take a look at that
Posted by Cump11b
Member since Sep 2018
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Posted on 12/12/18 at 10:26 am to
Jesus... that went south quick
Posted by LCA131
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Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 12/12/18 at 10:27 am to
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LET'S JUST KILL ALL THE WOMEN!


Says the V-P of the Men-Haters club...

Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37811 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 10:27 am to
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let's let them finish the beta testing on the sexbots first, then we'll take a look at that


You're like a deaf-mute in a beauty pageant. I cannot best you at misogyny

ETA: LCA, I don't hate men I really really like some of them.
This post was edited on 12/12/18 at 10:29 am
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 12/12/18 at 10:29 am to
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I cannot best you at misogyny

you know I'm just funnin' with you almost lunch time btw, how about a sammich?
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37811 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 10:30 am to
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you know I'm just funnin' with you almost lunch time btw, how about a sammich?


Sure, but you know I like the crusts cut off

OOOOOOK, back to horse girls!
Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
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Posted on 12/12/18 at 10:48 am to
Which end of you is the horse and which end is the girl?
Posted by bgoodwin
Cullman, Al
Member since Sep 2011
589 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 10:56 am to
"Will you marry me"
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
106101 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 10:57 am to
I searched for an insane amount of time and can’t find it. The basic idea I s we are dirty and can drink a lot.

The one I can find isn’t very funny. Slag, we text too much so I gave up looking on our history.

This post was edited on 12/12/18 at 10:57 am
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 12/12/18 at 11:00 am to
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Slag, we text too much so I gave up looking on our history.


Yeah, I spent about .0001 seconds searching and gave up. There's too much there.

Posted by BBMcGee
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Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 12/12/18 at 11:03 am to
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The basic idea I s we are dirty and can drink a lot.


so true

I'm still apologizing to the girl I puked on at the May show. that was an oops moment. I should have stuck to beer like usual.

and yes, Milo likes whiskey and mountain dew
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
106101 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 11:04 am to
Bb, see if you can find the video. It was in a restaurant. I looked on horse network but can thinf of where else to go other than random google search.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
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Posted on 12/12/18 at 11:07 am to
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I'm still apologizing to the girl I puked on at the May show. that was an oops moment. I should have stuck to beer like usual.


Oh, if this is how horse shows are, I'm definitely coming to the next one I love apology-worthy partying
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