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re: 5 Things you should never say to a horse girl

Posted on 12/12/18 at 11:08 am to
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
106119 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 11:08 am to
Yes. Lots of drinking.

I’m usually the first one on the show grounds to start
Posted by SmokePurpleLiveGold2
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
371 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 11:08 am to
Horse girls are weirdos of another level , they freak me out
Posted by Cump11b
Member since Sep 2018
2026 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 11:09 am to
quote:

we are dirty and can drink a lot


This is true, but also true about many other groups

I will say, I was visiting my cousin at a horse show in Alabama and stayed late. The people who put on horse shows and some of the riders... there was some stuff that went down that would make a Frat house look kid friendly.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37811 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 11:09 am to
quote:

Yes. Lots of drinking.


I'm gonna be the embarrassing friend that wears ridiculous derby hats to everything and has to be shushed in the crowd a lot, ok?
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
106119 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 11:10 am to
I’m scary?



Crump, if his was a big show I’m sure it was much worse than just drinking
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 11:23 am to
Have you experienced orgasm during galloping?

Have you ever cleaned the horses cock?

Do you ever wonder what it's like to frick a horse?

Posted by BBMcGee
TEAM BOOB
Member since Dec 2008
28500 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 11:26 am to
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Have you experienced orgasm during galloping?


if they do, they sure as hell ain't riding correctly

quote:

Have you ever cleaned the horses cock?


yes. one of the gross jobs that comes with horse ownership

quote:

Do you ever wonder what it's like to frick a horse?


definitely no.
Posted by BBMcGee
TEAM BOOB
Member since Dec 2008
28500 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 11:27 am to
Slag, you are welcome to come to one of our shows. Next one is in Feb.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23456 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 11:27 am to
Horse girls are generally pretty cool.

When I was in high school, the foxhunt was full of cool and attractive women in their late 20's or early 30's.

They were always good about passing the flask.



Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
8664 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 11:32 am to
Someone I know had a black male stallion. Even as a colt, as she was trying to find a name for him, somebody looked at him running across a field and named him scimitar, and it stuck.
Posted by Ellishugh19
Member since May 2017
37 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 11:44 am to
So aspercel is it true? are your thighs strong?
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
106119 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 11:48 am to
Yes
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33488 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

Things you should never say to a horse girl


You remind me of Rebecca Lobo
Posted by Ellishugh19
Member since May 2017
37 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 3:57 pm to
STRONG THIGHS CAN COME IN HANDY ASPERCEL
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54719 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 4:20 pm to
Did you meet Sarah Jessica Parker recently?
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
106119 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 4:21 pm to
I’m retired.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54719 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 4:26 pm to
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I think that horse's name was Seabiscuit.


Nope, Seabiscuit was a good horse and everybody knew it. Back then the best trainers did not "train" 200 horses (more like maybe 20) and there were horses just as good with better attitudes.

As a side note, War Admiral and Seabiscuit were from the same line.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54719 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 4:27 pm to
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I’m retired.


Do you ski?

Most of the women I rode with were really good skier's but I never skied.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
106119 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 4:28 pm to
I’ve gone once. I was terrible. Natural inclination for me when a horse gets fast is to shift my weight back. Found out that’s a good way to lose skis
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
106119 posts
Posted on 12/12/18 at 4:29 pm to
And they were the same size. That bugs me in the movie.

Seabiscuit had shite knees. But they are bred to be made of glass now. At least in my opinion.
This post was edited on 12/12/18 at 4:30 pm
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