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re: Picking up a chick in the gym success stories?
Posted on 12/7/18 at 9:05 am to whoisnickdoobs
Posted on 12/7/18 at 9:05 am to whoisnickdoobs
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Gotta catch them on the way out to the parking lot.
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Posted on 12/7/18 at 9:06 am to PortHudsonPlaya
Didn't you just say that your girlfriend moved in with you? 
Posted on 12/7/18 at 9:06 am to TigerTatorTots
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If they have headphones in, they don't want to talk to you
If they have headphones around the neck, they don't want to talk to you. Or lying on their gymbag.
In fact, if they have ever HEARD of headphones, if there are headphones on ANYONE at the gym, the girls don't want to talk to you.
Posted on 12/7/18 at 9:06 am to PortHudsonPlaya
When she looks at you, give her your best double bicep flex.
Posted on 12/7/18 at 9:06 am to PortHudsonPlaya
How about you just work out and not be a creep
Posted on 12/7/18 at 9:07 am to PortHudsonPlaya
The gym is the absolute worst place to try and pick up a chick. They don’t want to be bothered my dude
But if you do make sure you ask her to go full trottle
But if you do make sure you ask her to go full trottle
Posted on 12/7/18 at 9:09 am to PortHudsonPlaya
There's only one way
Posted on 12/7/18 at 9:10 am to Rouge
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You need to keep your bullshite consistent
He’s a playa though, and I don’t mean beach
Posted on 12/7/18 at 9:10 am to PortHudsonPlaya
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hitting on a chick in the gym?
Just walk around the gym lat flaring. Pushing ectomorphs off the fly machine. Cardio bunnies love that shite.
Posted on 12/7/18 at 9:12 am to Mingo Was His NameO
User name has “playa” in it so why not both
Posted on 12/7/18 at 9:14 am to Displaced
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General rule: headphones in, don't approach. Headphones out, gauge eye contact.
I could see the long game possibly working.
You could find reasons to strike up innocent-appearing conversation, and then eventually work it into getting a post workout beverage or something - if you’re an attractive and successful man with substantial game.
But all men who I’ve seen attempt this strategy have been super obvious with their intentions and are usually none of the above. Typically it’s a UPS driver, off duty police officer or fireman, or personal trainer wearing a tank top
. I’ve had luck before seeing a girl from my gym at a bar and talking to her there.
Never attempted the guido in-gym pickup.
Posted on 12/7/18 at 9:14 am to PortHudsonPlaya
don't, she prolly has a rich dude keeping her warm at night and her only job is to service him and stay in shape
move on
move on
Posted on 12/7/18 at 9:16 am to PortHudsonPlaya
Wait until you see her squaring then ask if she needs a spot. Works every time
Posted on 12/7/18 at 9:22 am to 225Tyga
When you see her lifting use your phone to snap pics of her. Go get a nice collage of the pics made with flowers and then present the whole piece to her publicly at the gym the next time you see her there.
I guarantee this will work just as well as you walking up and asking her out.
I guarantee this will work just as well as you walking up and asking her out.
Posted on 12/7/18 at 9:33 am to PortHudsonPlaya
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Been back in the gym a little over a month and feeling pretty good. So there’s a smoking hot chick in there at the same times I go. Thinking about making a move
Wait and see her without gym clothes on gym clothes automatically make a woman hotter
Posted on 12/7/18 at 9:36 am to TechDawg2007
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You, “hey there, would you like to go to lunch?”
Chick, “I have a boyfriend”
You, “I have a goldfish”
Chick, “huh?”
You, “my bad, I thought we were talking about things that didn’t matter”
I like this one
“I have a boyfriend”
Me: “just cause there’s a goalie in the game don’t mean I can’t score”
Posted on 12/7/18 at 9:37 am to PortHudsonPlaya
Don't. I am a guy and I hate when women flirt at the gym. Most of them hate it too. If there is serious interest just do this.
Walk up - Hi I'm PortHudsonPlaya and I think I may want to know you better. Can we meet for a drink sometime? Here is my number if you want. I hate asking at the gym but this is the only place I see you. If not no big deal, I won't ask again enjoy your workout.
And walk away, don't stick around even if she starts chatting just say let's grab a drink sometime, I am here to work out and walk away.
Walk up - Hi I'm PortHudsonPlaya and I think I may want to know you better. Can we meet for a drink sometime? Here is my number if you want. I hate asking at the gym but this is the only place I see you. If not no big deal, I won't ask again enjoy your workout.
And walk away, don't stick around even if she starts chatting just say let's grab a drink sometime, I am here to work out and walk away.
Posted on 12/7/18 at 9:40 am to PortHudsonPlaya
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Julia’s gym requires you to sign your name before going tanning. Joe saw her going to sign in, he then looked at her name when she went into the tanning room. On the way out, he followed her out yelling Julia wait! She stopped thinking she may know him. He then started hitting on her, and Julia explained she was attempting to get back with her ex. Joe then called himself from her phone and the next morning he sent the video.
Link to YouTube - "Good Morning Julia" Video
Posted on 12/7/18 at 9:42 am to PortHudsonPlaya
Offer to spot her when she's on the spreading legs machine
Posted on 12/7/18 at 9:45 am to PortHudsonPlaya
You are the worst troll ever. First you were taking your girlfriend on this elaborate dinner and were mad about your service with a bottle of wine.
Then you said you don't drink.
Then you said you were getting married.
Now you're single.
Then you said you don't drink.
Then you said you were getting married.
Now you're single.
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My wife and I share a house. We both enjoy all aspects of the house. I don’t have to ask permission to have my hole where I can be myself. How pathetic that some guys have to have much less brag about having a ‘man cave’. Just think it’s pathetic. What do you say OT?...
This post was edited on 12/7/18 at 10:02 am
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