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Reason #78 I avoid airport terminals
Posted on 11/5/18 at 4:32 pm
Posted on 11/5/18 at 4:32 pm
Waiting on the jet outside, car parked on the tarmac, when some plucky little snow flurries shut the runway down and forced us to the main terminal. Babies crying, obese mongoloids, foul smells, and worst of all—as i sat at the “bar” to unwind with some Proust and a gimlet— i sat on a stool with a lose piece of shrapnel protruding from the stuffing which tore my new tweed pants. 
Nothing but admiration for those of you who frequent these ungodly sumps.
Nothing but admiration for those of you who frequent these ungodly sumps.
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Posted on 11/5/18 at 4:33 pm to S
spend 12+ hours in the cab of a locomotive staring at a redboard and get back to me.
Posted on 11/5/18 at 4:34 pm to S
quote:
as i sat at the “bar” to unwind with some Proust and a gimlet— i sat on a stool with a lose piece of shrapnel protruding from the stuffing which tore my new tweed pants.
that was probably the gayest sentence ever typed on this site
Posted on 11/5/18 at 4:34 pm to S
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some Proust and a gimlet
What is that?
Posted on 11/5/18 at 4:40 pm to S
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stool with a lose piece
I think you mean loose
Posted on 11/5/18 at 4:43 pm to S
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obese mongoloids
What do you have against fat Asians?
Posted on 11/5/18 at 4:44 pm to S
Yeah, I bet you sat your stool on something protruding, instead.
Posted on 11/5/18 at 4:44 pm to OysterPoBoy
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What is that?
You need at least three commas in the bank to understand
Posted on 11/5/18 at 4:44 pm to wizziko
Posted on 11/5/18 at 4:46 pm to S
You should really add a runway to your property so you wouldnt have to deal with using a commercial runway. Doesnt take much. My G5 can takeoff on a runway about a mile long, was a no brainer to add the runway to estate
This post was edited on 11/5/18 at 4:49 pm
Posted on 11/5/18 at 4:47 pm to S
You sound like a pussy.
Posted on 11/5/18 at 4:49 pm to S
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S
If you're not sitting in LaGuardia, you can stop complaining now.
Posted on 11/5/18 at 4:49 pm to Cosmo
Excellent advice chap. I’ll get my contractors on it as soon as they wrap up the new breezeway at the Tahitian lagoon cabana.
Posted on 11/5/18 at 4:54 pm to S
You should've dialed up Mortimer, the aviation division of his firm could've retrieved you from such a squalid location.
Posted on 11/5/18 at 4:58 pm to NIH
Excellent point. My mind was doing somersaults I tell you!
Posted on 11/5/18 at 5:03 pm to S
You probably should have just stayed in the town car rather than venturing into the terminal
Posted on 11/5/18 at 5:06 pm to S
Weird, PJ’s don’t usually fly out of commercial airports because there is almost always a much more suitable private airport nearby that doesn’t charge outrageous landing & ramp fees (in fact, they often get waived when you fill up with Jet A at small airports).
Keep on living your fantasy though pal
Keep on living your fantasy though pal
This post was edited on 11/5/18 at 5:07 pm
Posted on 11/5/18 at 5:08 pm to S
Nothing happened to your Bruno Maglis though right? After the gum incident, they can't take anymore
Posted on 11/5/18 at 5:11 pm to S
This shtick of yours is good, but still #2 in my heart.
Xavier Whipple
Xavier Whipple
Posted on 11/5/18 at 5:20 pm to S
So was reason #78 the weather, the people or the faulty stool? I’m having trouble keeping this straight in my journal
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