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Why are police officers allowed to become obese?

Posted on 8/26/18 at 4:06 pm
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
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Posted on 8/26/18 at 4:06 pm
Are there no fitness requirements? You'd think this would make them essentially worthless.

I saw this outside of a Walgreens yesterday and it blew my mind. She was about 5'0-5'2 and easily 250+ pounds. She is much larger than the pictures show but I couldn't get my camera up fast enough. She looked like a ball with legs...and a badge...and a gun.



Posted by SPEEDY
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87083 posts
Posted on 8/26/18 at 4:07 pm to
bro, no one is buying that is your car
This post was edited on 8/26/18 at 4:09 pm
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 8/26/18 at 4:08 pm to
do you even affirmative action?
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
88813 posts
Posted on 8/26/18 at 4:08 pm to
I like your car.

Or your friend's car.

Idk.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133441 posts
Posted on 8/26/18 at 4:09 pm to
What are they gonna do to her anyway? She’s essentially unpunishable.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 8/26/18 at 4:10 pm to
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bro, no one is buying that is your car


Let’s stay on topic please
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 8/26/18 at 4:11 pm to
I asked this long ago.

Short answer is they have a hard time finding people to be cops.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 8/26/18 at 4:11 pm to
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What are they gonna do to her anyway? She’s essentially unpunishable.

Put her on administrative leave when she fails the fitness requirements that apparently don’t exist...
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
129437 posts
Posted on 8/26/18 at 4:13 pm to
Subtle brag i have an AMG thread

And yeah, not your car
Posted by Mr Wonderful
Love City
Member since Oct 2015
1045 posts
Posted on 8/26/18 at 4:15 pm to
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a badge...and a gun

That’s why. Go tell her she’s a fat arse and see what happens.
Posted by Indfanfromcol
LSU
Member since Jan 2011
14895 posts
Posted on 8/26/18 at 4:15 pm to
That and you don’t need to be in shape to write speeding tickets. Don’t she works any beat that is high crime.
Posted by Greace
Member since May 2009
4812 posts
Posted on 8/26/18 at 4:16 pm to
As far as I can tell once you pass the initial fitness test you seemingly never get tested again
Posted by Pecker
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Member since May 2015
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Posted on 8/26/18 at 4:16 pm to
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And yeah, not your car
Well it’s obviously my car but that’s not the point of this thread. I’d like to know how that woman is allowed to keep her job.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
60706 posts
Posted on 8/26/18 at 4:29 pm to
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Why are police officers allowed to become obese?


Free doughnuts and coffee for breakfast

Free McDonalds for lunch

Free Applebees for dinner

None of these are designed to keep you thin.
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19316 posts
Posted on 8/26/18 at 4:30 pm to
Why does it matter how fat you are when you can use your gun to subdue?
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
39901 posts
Posted on 8/26/18 at 4:37 pm to
She’s fat and could whip 99% of the planets arse.


Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 8/26/18 at 4:45 pm to
agreed, should be mandatory bi annual fitness test

you cant complete the obstacle course within a set time limit you should be suspended without pay until you can pass it.

any person wearing a uniform and gun should be physically able to chase down on foot and subdue a fleeing criminal trying to escape. im not saying they need to outrun anyone but they should be able to give chase and maintain a reasonable distance while in foot pursuit of them
Posted by inmybasement
Texas
Member since Mar 2018
316 posts
Posted on 8/26/18 at 4:52 pm to
What do her stripes make her?

How long on the force to get those?
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
136132 posts
Posted on 8/26/18 at 4:54 pm to
Donut sales
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 8/26/18 at 4:56 pm to
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What do her stripes make her?

How long on the force to get those?

those chevrons? She’s obviously highly decorated. An exemplar of superior policing.
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