Two snowflakes walk into a bar

The bartender asks them what they'd like and they reply "We want to eat some snow!"

Confused, the bartender asks "We don't normally get that kind of request, are you sure that's what you want?"

The snowflakes explain that is what they're made of, plus anything alcoholic would melt them. So the bartender serves up two cups of snow.

Next a Twinkie walks in and wants a bowl of cream. He's filled with it, so the bartender brings out a bowl of cream.

Then Donald Trump walks in. Without having to ask, the bartender hauls out a plate piled high with steaming bullshite.


Edit: Lots of Trumpie snowflakes melted in this thread. It never fails.