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re: Met a girl last week
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:09 am to MettShow69
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:09 am to MettShow69
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:12 am to MettShow69
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Thought I’d share with the OT. And it’s safe to say I won’t be hanging out with this gal anymore. Sweet girl though. No pics. Nb4 PIIHB.
Congrats on being gay and not banging the cool chick who already admitted to you that she put out on spring break and has daddy issues
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:12 am to MettShow69
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Just fricking around as I'm moving to Houston in a month
James, is that you?
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:13 am to MettShow69
Sounds to me like she drunkenly gave your her number and regretted it.
You invited her over, she didn't want to be mean and straight up say no, so she says she banged your friend. You're like "that's cool come over anyway" and, much to her chagrin, she obliges.
During the pre-meetup discussion regarding how to avoid another meeting with you in the future, she and her friend fabricate this completely unbelievable tale about how she's involved with cops, witches and biker gangs. They had a good chuckle at your expense later.
You invited her over, she didn't want to be mean and straight up say no, so she says she banged your friend. You're like "that's cool come over anyway" and, much to her chagrin, she obliges.
During the pre-meetup discussion regarding how to avoid another meeting with you in the future, she and her friend fabricate this completely unbelievable tale about how she's involved with cops, witches and biker gangs. They had a good chuckle at your expense later.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:15 am to Fe_Mike
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Sounds to me like she drunkenly gave your her number and regretted it.
You invited her over, she didn't want to be mean and straight up say no, so she says she banged your friend. You're like "that's cool come over anyway" and, much to her chagrin, she obliges.
During the pre-meetup discussion regarding how to avoid another meeting with you in the future, she and her friend fabricate this completely unbelievable tale about how she's involved with cops, witches and biker gangs. They had a good chuckle at your expense later.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:16 am to MettShow69
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Right before she leaves to come over, she texts me that she hooked up with one of my friends over spring break and wanted to make sure it wasn’t a problem.
This was the most obvious way she could tell you that she wanted an extended visit to Poundtown. Short of saying, "I REALLY love to frick", she couldn't have been more obvious.
Smh
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:22 am to LCA131
STFU LC you idiot. Like an old fart uneducated hillbilly handyman who gets no arse would even attempt to give advice on this matter. Now go fix my toilet you old fart
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:22 am to MettShow69
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Thought I’d share with the OT.
This is where the thread went wrong.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:24 am to MettShow69
Is it bad that I can tell from your story that she's fat
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:25 am to MettShow69
let me help you out with another downvote
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:26 am to MettShow69
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Met her at a bar, thought she was cool so I said frick it and decided to text her and hangout.
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Right before she leaves to come over, she texts me that she hooked up with one of my friends over spring break and wanted to make sure it wasn’t a problem.
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she gave me the classic “I’m not a hoe” speech the night I met her at the bar.
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Gave it some thought and said “frick it” once again. So she comes over.
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We start talking and she begins to tell me about her family. Parents split up, she lives with her mom and step dad who’s a sheriff. I then ask about her real dad and she immediately starts to tell me about her dads girlfriend, who happens to be a legitimate witch. Not the only story but for an example, she said his gf gave her a bracelet after a volleyball match and told her that it would give her “special powers.” Moving on to her dad, she told me that he became pretty fricked up after her parents split and he decided he wanted to join the Banditos bike gang. The witch that he is dating ended up being the former bike gang leaders’ wife who he met at the husbands funeral. And yes, he was involved in the biggest white trash shooting event known to man that occurred at the local Twin Peaks in Waco, Texas.
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And it’s safe to say I won’t be hanging out with this gal anymore.
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Sweet girl though. No pics. Nb4 PIIHB.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:26 am to MettShow69
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Met a girl last week
Did you get in her pants ?
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:28 am to MettShow69
How did she know she hooked up with one of your friends? Stalk your friends on Facebook?
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:28 am to Evil Little Thing
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All of that and you didn’t even have sex with her? Dude.
You know it's bad when even a female responds with this.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:29 am to Fe_Mike
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They had a good chuckle at your expense later.
She probably called up his friend she hooked up with previously and made a pit stop on the way home.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:29 am to REB BEER
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You know it's bad when even a female responds with this.
She may be a female, but she's a bro.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:31 am to MettShow69
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I met her Sunday, that was yesterday
The girl I knew from 1990
Her eyes are hazel, her name is Mable
I kissed her once and now I'm able to
Walk a mile, crack a smile
She makes me want to kiss all the
Babies, hug the puppy dogs
She makes me feel like a mom
Smell the flowers and plant a tree
I gotta say that Mable
She's the bomb
Now it's Monday, better than Sunday
Mable told me that she would stay
Her curly hair shines in her eyes
Boy that Mable sure is fine
I'm with her now until I die
She makes me want to kiss all the
Babies, hug the puppy dogs
She makes me feel like a mom
Smell the flowers and plant a tree
I gotta say that Mable
She's the bomb
Then on Tuesday, Mable left me
I heard she's goin' out with Charlie
She saw his package from what I know she said:
"That looks like a tube of cookie dough!"
Mine, she said then, looks like a small
pencil with broken lead
Rabies got the puppy dogs
and now I really need my mom
I bought her flowers, so woe'st me
It sucks I still think Mable
She's the bomb
Rabies got the puppy dogs
and now I really need my mom
I bought her flowers, so woe is me
It sucks I still think Mable
She's the bomb
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:34 am to TommyDaTiger
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STFU LC you idiot. Like an old fart uneducated hillbilly handyman who gets no arse would even attempt to give advice on this matter. Now go fix my toilet you old fart
This hurts my feelings.
Posted on 4/10/18 at 10:34 am to MettShow69
She admits to hooking up with your friend, knows you are moving soon, and still wanted to get together? Are you dense?
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