The answer to school shootings

Or for good behavior, teachers can reward their students with lightweight jackets lined with vacuum bags of mixed polyethylene glycol and precipitated CaCO3 to wear during class. But with the jacket comes the John Wick expectations of taking down the bad guy (+9 others).

People are so fricking stupid. Whomever had any part in that plan should be shipped off to gitmo

My grandfather used to always say never bring a rock to an assault rifle fight

Since throwing rocks is in the top 10 of most obtuse of ideas, let me throw a possibility out there. Arm and train all teachers and staff that would like to be armed.

Announce that there are 3,000 armed in the county, or parish. When the media asks for a list of how many at each school are armed, tell them Nunya. Then a potential bad guy cannot be aware of how many at his potential target may take him out.

These school shooters are cowards and unstable. They will not attack a target that can end them.

Sticks and stones
will break your bones.
And bullets will
kill you dead.

I thought that I read this during the week. They have special locks on the door which makes them hard to open, they have a cop or someone on duty with a gun. The point of this, I thought I read that if the gunman were to get through the door the students would all throw, not to kill the shooter but maybe distract him, deter him momentarily or something. I don’t know, at that point he leaves or maybe they can charge? Sounds better than laying on a floor and just getting shot.

The true answer is sex. Get all the weird kids laid. Use that cooter to stop the shooter.