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re: Jeff Bezos will enslave us all

Posted on 3/20/18 at 8:50 am to
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
51817 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 8:50 am to
Proof that mfer is a Reptilian.
Posted by GFunk
Denham Springs
Member since Feb 2011
14967 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 8:51 am to
People completely ignore how huge Amazon Web Services (AWS) is for cloud-computing and how much they've dove head-first into AI. Comments about its development from the Amazon side aren't far off.

But there are quantum computers out there that are literally "on ice". If they can figure them out...they're capable of doing computations and figure out complex problems that would take a cloud the size of AWS' huuuuuuuuuge array (and they're the biggest in human history; seriously its staggering) years to calculate as a whole within seconds.

Quantum Computers mayyyyyyy just be what triggers AI...and reading about them, some of their creators and even their leading experts aren't sure exactly how they'll operate if they get them up and running consistently.
Posted by achenator
Member since Oct 2014
2963 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 8:53 am to
He already has the super-villain bald head
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
22053 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 8:54 am to
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Why do we need fricking robot dogs?? Or robots in general? Seems to me, we will be our own undoing as a species
yep, all in the name of “progress”...
Posted by SundayFunday
Member since Sep 2011
9322 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 8:54 am to
He's really going too hard on the "Old guy trying to dress/look like the Hip-cool kids-look" these days
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
38428 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 8:54 am to
I hate to be the bearer of bad news Jeff, but thats not a dog.
Posted by CM Tiger83
Lafayette, LA
Member since Sep 2011
738 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 8:55 am to
Jeff who?
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123818 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 8:57 am to
Plot twist; Bezos is bombing us in Austin
Posted by RedRifle
Austin/NO
Member since Dec 2013
8328 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 9:00 am to
Only if you have guns

Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 9:01 am to
You on dat dere celltech, Jeff?



Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 9:04 am to
Obviously AI, if not destroyed will end up controlling humans. Makes me wonder how many other planets out in the galaxy have advanced to that level. We always imagine biological aliens manning space craft and coming to earth but this would be way more plausable
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
64526 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 9:05 am to
Is Bezos the one who is injecting himself with blood from like 18 year olds? I know it’s one of those billionaires...hell probably all of them now.
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 9:09 am to
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So short sleeve shirts with a vest is ok? I'm on the fence and can't ever pull that trigger with that one.


It helps to have money
Posted by DriverWedge3putt
Fairways
Member since Jul 2017
198 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 9:13 am to
They are trying to take away our guns too. F these little guys.
Posted by Big_Slim
Mogadishu
Member since Apr 2016
3977 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 9:17 am to
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Is Bezos the one who is injecting himself with blood from like 18 year olds? I know it’s one of those billionaires...hell probably all of them now.


You're telling me the blood boy on Silicon Valley is a real trend among the billionaires?
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20134 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 9:19 am to
I’d have him and his dog over for BBQ and beer. Maybe he could show me how to attach a photo to my texts. Damn, I keep hitting the FaceTime call instead of just an audio call. This phone sucks. I’m going back to the flip phone. #&@*$*#*@
Posted by Big_Slim
Mogadishu
Member since Apr 2016
3977 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 9:20 am to
quote:

Obviously AI, if not destroyed will end up controlling humans. Makes me wonder how many other planets out in the galaxy have advanced to that level. We always imagine biological aliens manning space craft and coming to earth but this would be way more plausable


You should read about the Fermi Paradox as it relates to AI. Basically, one of the potential great filters to life in the universe is that each intelligent civilization inevitably creates artificial intelligence that ends up destroying said civilization.
This post was edited on 3/20/18 at 9:22 am
Posted by JasonHotWheelsStreet
Member since Mar 2015
393 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 9:25 am to
Adopted pooches, not manufactured
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
6630 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 9:26 am to
quote:

Why do we need fricking robot dogs?? Or robots in general?

Roko's Basilisk
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78626 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 9:27 am to
Bezos will convince us these are our friends who deliver packages to our doors and ring our doorbells.

Once people stop paying attention to them that's when they turn and slaughter us.
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