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Why you should be cremated...

Posted on 2/2/18 at 3:23 pm
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36776 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 3:23 pm
The hidden cemetaries of NYC

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The hidden cemeteries of NYC

By Reed Tucker

October 25, 2014 | 11:14am

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You think New York City streets are crowded? Imagine how bad it’s gotten below ground over the years. And not just on the L train.

Interring the dead has always been a challenge on a relatively small island like Manhattan, and over the years, dozens of areas have served as cemeteries.

One of the more popular final resting places, the graveyard at lower Manhattan’s Trinity Church, was packed with 125,000 bodies by 1822. Some corpses rested just 18 inches below ground, according to “The Graveyard Shift” by Carolee Inskeep. Lime had to be spread to combat the stench.

The city began forbidding burials south of Canal Street in 1832. In 1851, burials below 86th street were outlawed.




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The big question, though, is whether there are still bodies decomposing beneath our feet. In the case of these five locations, the answer is yes.


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It’s fitting that this West Village green space includes a baseball diamond, because its namesake — James J. Walker, the mayor of New York from 1926 to 1932 — helped make it legal for the sport to be played on Sundays. But as little kids are sliding into home plate, they might also be sliding across the final resting place of some of the 10,000 bodies estimated to still be buried here.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
109451 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 3:26 pm to
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Why you should be cremated...


I mean I guess I'm not opposed to the idea, but I don't really have a problem with a building or park being built over my dead body either.
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
24290 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 3:26 pm to
It is cheaper
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15288 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 3:27 pm to
Nah, give me one of those viking funerals where they put you in a boat and shoot a fire arrow at it.

That shite looks cool, not that would even being seeing it.
This post was edited on 2/2/18 at 3:28 pm
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13429 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 3:28 pm to
If your family doesn't hand you over to a taxidermist so that you can be displayed in a window to prevent break-ins, they don't love you.
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 3:33 pm to
I'm not dead, and I don't live in NY, so why is this a reason I should be cremated.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104169 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 3:38 pm to
Some friends in Monroe lived along Bayou Desiard growing up which was where the original white inhabitants settled. They had three old graves in their backyard. When it rained and the ground was soft, you could see the outlines.
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
88491 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 3:43 pm to
My dad is VERY adamant about us cremating him if or when the time arises. I'm fine with that. Not sure how mom feels about it.

I wouldn't mind being cremated either.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27880 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 3:44 pm to
And a happy Friday afternoon to you too, sir!
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
76373 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 3:47 pm to
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if or when


I hate to be the barer of bad news, but it's definitely when.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70149 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 3:47 pm to
If i lived in NYC you could cremate me right this second to out me out of my misery.
Posted by pilsnerpusher
Member since Sep 2009
1424 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 4:17 pm to
My dad was too. He was very explicit in his instructions for after being declared dead. He wanted immediate cremation. All told the expenses were under $1400. He was that kind of guy. He didn't want mom wasting 5 to 10 thousand on a traditional embalming, coffin, etc.
This post was edited on 2/2/18 at 4:18 pm
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
55436 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 4:18 pm to
Let me guess, you live somewhere like Ruston.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56518 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 4:19 pm to
I want the Hunter S. Thompson memorial - mix my ashes with fireworks and shoot my arse out of a cannon.
Posted by Esquire
Chiraq
Member since Apr 2014
14370 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 4:24 pm to
I want to be cremated and have my remains spread next to a sign that strictly forbids it.
Posted by pilsnerpusher
Member since Sep 2009
1424 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 4:34 pm to
I told my family please don't bury me down in that cold, cold ground

I'd rather they cut me up and pass me all around
Throw my brain in a hurricane
The blind can have my eyes
The deaf can have both of my ears if they don't mind the size
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
88491 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 4:44 pm to
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I hate to be the barer of bad news, but it's definitely when.
The if was for if for some reason my mom and I go before he does, as horrible as that is to think about.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
64825 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 4:45 pm to
I dont plan on dying in NYC. Plenty of room to bury me in the south
Posted by Tigerhead
Member since Aug 2004
1176 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 5:34 pm to
I want to be cremated so my kids don't have to feel bad about not going to the cemetery.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50300 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 5:37 pm to
Because buying real estate to store your rotting corpse is dumb?
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