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Fat and loving this weather thread
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:34 am
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:34 am
I love the weather this time of year. I see all the skinny people in their north faces still shivering because they don't have a good natural coat. I can go out in a T shirt and gym shorts and when people ask when I'm cold and I just say "nah".
Famous scientist, philosopher, and noted fat person Ben Franklin once said, "Fat is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Let me get a shout out from the big baws
Famous scientist, philosopher, and noted fat person Ben Franklin once said, "Fat is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Let me get a shout out from the big baws
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Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:35 am to el Gaucho
Typical
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:35 am to el Gaucho
I wouldn't mind this if I didn't have to listen to you guys breathing heavily
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:35 am to el Gaucho
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loving this weather thread
If it is below 80 degrees outside, I am unhappy.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:36 am to el Gaucho
Wish I was out enjoying this weather...my arse hole boss called a 3pm onsite meeting. Had to cancel my round of golf that I hid on my calendar.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:37 am to jmarto1
Its like high cholesterol works as antifreeze on these Big Fatties
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:37 am to GetCocky11
Sorry it's too cold for you lance Armstrong wanna bes to ride your bikes
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:37 am to el Gaucho
I guess this is an ok trade off for never getting laid. At least when I’m cold I can share warmth with a chick.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:38 am to GetCocky11
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If it is below 80 degrees outside, I am unhappy.
Same here.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:38 am to el Gaucho
In!
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:38 am to el Gaucho
quote:
love the weather this time of year. I see all the skinny people in their north faces still shivering because they don't have a good natural coat. I can go out in a T shirt and gym shorts and when people ask when I'm cold and I just say "nah
That’s what I’m talking about.
at the skinny nerds who are cold at 60* like a bunch of womenfolk. 
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:39 am to el Gaucho
OP
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:40 am to SidewalkDawg
Chicks love the dad bod bro
It's built into them evolutionarily. Thousands of years ago when us big baws were out hunting mammoths in our natural cold weather gear, you cold skinny folks had to stay home and pick berries
It's built into them evolutionarily. Thousands of years ago when us big baws were out hunting mammoths in our natural cold weather gear, you cold skinny folks had to stay home and pick berries
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:40 am to CoachChappy
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skinny nerds who are cold at 60* like a bunch of womenfolk.
Wearing their faggy cardigans and running an electric heater under their desks to keep their feet warm. Bunch of fricking dandies.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:40 am to el Gaucho
Tries to make a snowangle, feels too much like jumppin jacks, can't get back up.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:40 am to el Gaucho
frick hot weather. You'll never hear me complain about cold weather, NEVER.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:41 am to el Gaucho
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Thousands of years ago when us big baws were out hunting mammoths in our natural cold weather gear, you cold skinny folks had to stay home and pick berries
While you were out hunting mammoths we were jodying your bitches and eating your berries.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:42 am to el Gaucho
I'm not fat and I hate hot weather. I love this time of year except for the time change.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:42 am to el Gaucho
Gross. Let me know how diabetes goes for you as well. At least you’ll be happy tho.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:43 am to el Gaucho
Enjoy that heart disease and early death that goes with the fat.
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