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re: Fat and loving this weather thread

Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:44 am to
Posted by Placebeaux
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Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:44 am to
You big fatties wernt running down antelope and fending off saber tooths, y'all were used to roll flat the skins and hydes we caught.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52908 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:45 am to
That's not how it works bro us big baws chased mammoths from cave to cave and slipped in in the middle of the day while you bird bodies were out berrypicking
Posted by el Gaucho
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Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:46 am to
Like you were chasing anything with them cankles baw
Posted by terd ferguson
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Member since Aug 2007
108732 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:47 am to
quote:

Enjoy that heart disease and early death that goes with the fat.


Enjoy living til 90 while wearing adult diapers, eating mashed peas, and getting slapped around by some 400 lb black orderly at the old folks home all alone bc your family refuses to visit some old guy who can't remember their names and constantly shits himself.
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:47 am to
That's not my ankles, those were my calves.
Posted by PortHudsonPlaya
Houston
Member since Jul 2017
3170 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:48 am to
Fat and still wearing my fishing shirt to work so my back fat can breath.
Posted by terd ferguson
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Member since Aug 2007
108732 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:48 am to
quote:

Like you were chasing anything with them cankles baw



PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by terd ferguson
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Member since Aug 2007
108732 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:48 am to
quote:

That's not my ankles, those were my calves.


Bitch please... we all saw those CANKLES
Posted by MardiGrasCajun
Dirty Coast, MS
Member since Sep 2005
5352 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:50 am to
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Thousands of years ago when us big baws were out hunting mammoths


Nice to see you fat people haven't evolved.
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:51 am to
There are people on here that know me. They will vouch
This post was edited on 11/22/17 at 8:53 am
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108732 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:52 am to
Good luck finding somebody to admit that they know you IRL
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:52 am to
Lol
Posted by MardiGrasCajun
Dirty Coast, MS
Member since Sep 2005
5352 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:54 am to
quote:

Enjoy living til 90 while wearing adult diapers, eating mashed peas, and getting slapped around by some 400 lb black orderly at the old folks home all alone bc your family refuses to visit some old guy who can't remember their names and constantly shits himself.


Fat people logic. Y'all are so funny. Enjoy your breathing tube at 55 years old while that 400 lb black nurse is changing your bed pan.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
34970 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:56 am to
quote:

Fat and loving this weather thread


Same here. And the fact that this weather coincides with McRib season is gravy.
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:57 am to
We need a new term for fatties, let's call them rice and gravies.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52908 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 9:01 am to
I just wish we could get shamrock shakes this time of year
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108732 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 9:04 am to
Can you believe Placeboh is actually trying to pass himself off as skinny with those layers of fat surrounding his ankles... wow
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10850 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 9:07 am to
quote:

eating your berries.


Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 9:07 am to
You're short and fat. Don't throw stones. I'm not fat.
Posted by arkiebrian
NWA
Member since Nov 2006
4167 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 9:08 am to
quote:

Enjoy living til 90 while wearing adult diapers, eating mashed peas, and getting slapped around by some 400 lb black orderly at the old folks home all alone bc your family refuses to visit some old guy who can't remember their names and constantly shits himself.

No I'll be enjoying my 20-something nurse helping me with my junk and my baths in my 90s. Sorry you poors.
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